"What we have "heah" is a failure to communicate!"  

SoftcaramelT 52F
157 posts
1/30/2006 12:49 pm

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"What we have "heah" is a failure to communicate!"

Why are so many men and women on this site posting profiles that are so full of malarkey (ok..shit)that when you meet them you are oooohh,soooo, disappointed? I'll give a synopsis of what I am talking about:
I met a few of the MEN on here who profess to be a certain height and weight..and THEN..when I meet your sorry ass, YOU are looking into my TITS!I am Five Feet six and three quarters.(yeah..I would have been taller if it weren't for my largess ass...again ..I digress)You must be shorter than that to be staring into my damn chest! Hello?...Listen..some Women LIKE shortys. YOU shortys have the concept of good things come in small packages..Sometimes dick size matters and you shortys..some of y'all got it going on.Y'all got three legs instead of two...understandwhatI mean?...I know what I am seeking..I got stress in my neck..so..I ain't craning ma damn neck to look down,gosh dammit!..
Next scenario:
I met a man on here who is fed up with you women telling the men that yo' pussy smells divine. YEAH, riiiighhhtt!! YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT! It will STINK if you eat hard to digest foods..Take a mother f'in whiff! If it stinks,stop the drinks. Douching ain't gonna change thangs. YOU have ta change thangs...HINT: SOAP and WATER,ladies...CLEAN it,SCRUB that shit. I can tell yo' pussy stinks when I follow you after you have used a public toilet. The scent is malicious. I could sue! My poor nose. When my pussy STINKS, I find out IMMEDIATELY what is the cause. It could be bad sex..It could be some food that I ate..or I just need to get to a GYN to find out whatthehellisgoin' on!YOU know what went IN..find out! Please! You makin' us ALL look baaad!!!Do you know how many times I hear men say.."Oh, that pussy stinks!.I'd only fuck it..I won't eat it!" Wha'thefuck?...Self respect..if you don't have it...GET it! SOAP AND WATER!
Next scenario: Men..Women.Please. Be honest about EVERYTHING!! If you IS married, got kids,got palimony,are on parole,homeless,got fleas,got some strange disorder or disease... are wanted for tax evasion, are a transvestite,are from another PLANET..whatever.....Puleeese TALK about it! What I see "heah" is a failure to communicate!(sigh)..I am just getting started. I welcome your comments..GRACE and PEACE!


DATRUTH324 45
3 posts
1/30/2006 1:19 pm

THANK YOU FOR THIS HONEST BLOG BABY. I JUST LOVE HOW YOU BREAK IT DOWN ON YOUR BLOGS. I WILL HIT YOU UP LATER LOVE.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
1/30/2006 2:08 pm

Most peopple lie because they think others won't like them for telling the truth... and when tey get found out, poeple don't like them because they're LIARS.

The truth is easier to remember, too.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
1/30/2006 4:47 pm

If we could figure it out, we would be rich! I honestly just think there are a lot of assholes in the world.

Purry {=}

Purry


flagg134 36M
1582 posts
1/30/2006 5:19 pm

Sorry to hear your having such trouble with honesty and communication some people think only about saying what other people want to hear I try to be honest as much as possible because that would not only be wasting your time but mine.
Love your honesty and the attitude.


bigattitudeguy 53M
140 posts
1/30/2006 6:39 pm

Yeah you got it. I'll give credit, you're on the honesty road. F*** these judgmental hypocrites. I'll give you another beef, is that so many people are caught up on looks. 99.999% of the people here are looking for hot bodies to shag. Check out my profile and blogs and if you find one fleck of dishonesty, I'll fix it. Be sure to read my blogs too.

Keep it real Hon!

B~A~G


surfboy34639 55M
10 posts
2/7/2006 10:22 pm

Softcaramel...
Damn if it didn't sound good to hear you bitch slapping all of the MF's who are hatin' and talking about how bad the pooti smells, You are absolutly correct, PLEASE USE SOME SOAP & WATER AND SCRUB DA SHIT! I AM DOWN WITH EATIN THE BEARDED CLAM ANY CHANCE I GET THE PRIVELAGE TO INDULGE, BUT!, I ALSO CHECK TO MAKE SURE IS IT CLEAN AND NOT SMELLING LIKE A GARBAGE DUMP! THANK YOU AGAIN, FOR SPREADIN THE GOSPEL! I LOVE YOUR BRUTAL HONESTY! PEACE OUT,
THE FIREFIGHTER!


SoftcaramelT 52F

2/8/2006 5:45 am

See what I mean..I am glad you all agree..Keep the comments coming!(wink!)


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