"They be on that 'KRYPTONITE'"  

SoftcaramelT 52F
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3/15/2006 7:23 pm

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3/25/2006 11:06 pm

"They be on that 'KRYPTONITE'"

Yep..they on it ..they on it..they on it..they be on that KRYPTONITE.Big boi..I know what you talkin'A..bout.
I was patronized several times today. After gettin my do did,I had ta get some gass. My bad. I stopped at a HESS station, and a butch asked me fo' a buck. Her eyes were...GLASSY!
She be on that KRYPTONITE!... She on it, she on it, she on it!
I graciously told her ..NAW!
Then I had to hit da 99 cents store(who doesn't)on Pitkin Avenue..I ran into another aggrieved purse..un. Dis' heah byotch wanted some attention,so she slammed her 28 pieces on da counta while I was trying to pay for my 10. she didn't say excuse me or nuttin' like dat. I looked at her and concluded..She be on that KRYPTONITE. Her face was scary!..Yup..she on it, she on it, she on it.Leave those dayum drugs alone!!
I hit da KFC nearby. Ran into two females with cell phones. Too bad they couldn't make a phone call..(uh, if ya don't pay da phone bill..they cuts ya off!duh!)but they was blaring a ring tone that I am sure hasn't been paid fo' yet. Can ya guess who it was?..."I be on that KRYPTONITE, we be on that KRYPTONITE,I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I be on..be on it ..be on.. the a..ir!"Big boi been gettin' around alot lately.
{Yea, I had the snacker combo(BBQ)}
Da nightmare don't end heah.
My neighbors can be friendly up until the 14th o'the month..then...They be on da KRYPTONITE. YUP.YUP.
One of them came over to me to ask me fo' 10 dollas..He had 2, not 1, but 2,$10 Pathmark gift cards to swindle me wit'.He wanted $5 for both. {The record scratched}Wha'?...He be on dat KRYPTONITE. He on it, he on it, he on it, he on it.
Of course I turned his alky ass down!His breath was kickin' of booze.
Later..On my way home from my final MRI...I spied a female troll scrambling across Fulton Street(did you feel the bite in the cold air?) in a short jacket,shorts,knee hi socks,and slippers. Did I mention the twisted dirty do rag on her head? She was headin' to da SPOT to cop some drogas..(dats drugs en espanol}
I looked up to the FULL moon and it howled back at me..she on it, she on it, she on it. She be on dat KRYPTONITE...I shook my DO back and forth.I couldn't wait to get in my crib. You see..I am on dat KRPYTONITE..I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it. I'm NATURALLY high..must be the latte I had.(??)
BIG BOI!!Don't you wish you was a lil' boi again? WE GOTs LOTs o' PROBLEMS!!!.......still. PEACE!


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