"The Hamster nightmare,the great date, and the wrong wink"  

SoftcaramelT 52F
157 posts
5/3/2006 12:19 pm
"The Hamster nightmare,the great date, and the wrong wink"


Firstly, my offspring has been driving me nuts about getting her a dayum hamster.She already has a cat(which I might add,I feed and care for) and now this crazy request. I began having literal nightmares about the beady eyed pest. I dreamt I was being attacked by the dayum thing. I choked it and threw it out our 4th floor window. The lil' bastard returned with the neighborhood rats to begin a war with me. I woke up agitated. I guess I would not have felt so upset if I had a lover pay more attention to me. The next night I dreamt the damn thing followed me to my car,got in, and put on his seat belt. He then requested that I take him to a pet shop so that he could visit his family. Either I need to stop drinking fuki plum wine, or I am withdrawing from sex. I'm still shaking my head.
NO! She ain't getting a Hamster.They stink.(She really wants another sibling...)I am not giving up my apartment for a park bench.
I had a really cool date yesterday. I want to give a shout out to khalil for meeting up with me. We had great conversation. I plan to see him again(..with/without clothes.
I was bored last night so I went into a chat room and met mrfreaknasty. He was certainly nasty.. bad attitude..and just plain..disgusting.. He is still stuck up his ex-wife's ass and really hasn't been shit out yet.
I also did some winking. One of the guys I winked at doesn't think I am real. Whatever. Your loss,not mine. CHOICES....PEACE

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