"Suga daddies" need love too...  

SoftcaramelT 52F
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1/19/2006 10:16 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"Suga daddies" need love too...


I knew this was going to happen. Since I revealed my true age, the population of 50 plus men have been hitting on me.How..flattering. Thank you for the attention,but I will be treading quite lightly through this topic. My experience with the 50 plus men are as follows: Some of you have failed to see a dentist,hence my lack of response to you. I am sorry, but if you haven't maintained the correct DENTAL hygiene, why the hell would I let my puss meet your mouth? Let alone,my mouth meet yours. Bacterial infections are gross and quite....uncomfortable.If you have loose teeth,or even movable ones..eeeeek! After I meet you guys,frankly..my back hurts. I have to lean backwards to get a bit of fresher air because the breath be...kickin'. Hard or soft mints won't help. It's just a fragrance for the stink.Secondly, the shorter, under 5'5,distinguished male is not appealing to me,especially with the bulging pockets and not the bulging zip-fly.Secondly, the cologne,or lack of.My poor nose. Pour it on or don't. Do you do this to disguise the fact that you have failed to buy some soap and get into some water?..Scary. Look,I tried. I really tried. but...ya'll so set in your WAYS that ..it's just too frustrating to deal with you. The Grecian formula has a tendency to stain your shirt. So, I can tell what you are trying to hide.
The money that you offer or have is tempting and for you to apply for the"suga daddy" position in my life is appreciative, but..I'd flee from you..post-haste. No hallmark card,no warning. I would pull the Kanye West,"I'm gone" on you. Also, you send me pictures with a wedding ring still on that left hand and proper finger..this tells me you are attached,man.Lookin' for a fling with a ding a ling. Do I look like one to you? Ya-ll so clever.Instead of selling Newport's for $5,You'll in the streets selling whole chickens for $6. Just yesterday an 'ole whipper snapper tried to sell me a whole chicken!!On the street.{Only in the NYC!}The image alone of you dropping your pants, and me seeing what ya got..is frightening. Anybody seen Quentin Tarantino?....Let's make Vol.III. [not for me,man..not for me..contact me in 10 years,if I am still available]...PEACE

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