"South Paw Stance"  

SoftcaramelT 52F
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1/20/2006 6:28 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"South Paw Stance"


I had an altercation with a busted ass man today. Busted? Whatdoesthatmean?...This is the type of man who is the severe "street" hustler; the man who was dropped on his head, albeit accidentally,by his moms, shortly after birth. Brain damage doesn't appear until much later in life,around 30 years of age,when busted ass man done made so many mistakes the word "no" no longer exists in his vocabulary. No/know no longer means anything to him. He travels now in the guise of a streetwise thug idiot.Blunt in one hand,broken-stolen cell phone in the other.Pants so dayum low, just lookin' at him, you know where the pants ends and the underwear begins.Boosted sneakers so large on his feet, he resembles bozo. F'in clown. Busted had the nerve to try and get my attention today by calling me "Jane." Wha'thefuk? He chased me 3/4 of a block and followed me into the bodega in mid-block. Mofo had the nerve to put his grubby "paw" on my shoulder and yank me around! Oh,naw!(That was his expression exactly)I immediately assumed my south paw-million dollar baby stance, and sticked him with my left hook, after throwing my right hook,twice.Green "purchased" eyes met brown as he crumbled slowly towards the ground.A Homegirl, standing directly behind him,and feeling sorry for him, made the ultimate decision to catch his sorry busted ass. I told him in my "harry" accent, "My name isn't Jane,fool."He responded in some outer space, "I am using weed" language. He then ran out of the bodega as though the devil was beating his"laffy taffy" ass.
I can't stand a stupid, disrespectful,busted ass man. Get KNOWLEDGE or get ta steppin'.....fool!

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