"My neck..my..back..why I have to go out like that.."  

SoftcaramelT 52F
157 posts
2/15/2006 7:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"My neck..my..back..why I have to go out like that.."


Screech...bam..That's what it sounded like when the f'in limo hit my car from behind. I was havin' a pleasant afternoon butt watchin' the men,when this young ass hit me on my left side. I had just passed by three rookie cops who were CUTE but young..No..I couldn't see their asses..but they were on the JOB..you know..The cuties were looking over a car without plates..I remember thinking...Thank god Bed Stuy is being POLICED now..I moved forward in my car..then BAM. It turns out that the dumdum driving behind me was looking at them too..with too much interest..because they were Caucasian cops..(or because he was gay...dunno)..not paying attention to the front of his own vehicle..when he accelerated and BAM! My bumper on my Acura had a screw hanging out of it on the left side..telltale signs of where he was lookin'.I got out after feelin' my neck,my back..The whole bumper will have to be replaced..my neck,my back..As I write this..It's now my left neck,my left back,my left butt cheek,my left leg,my left arm..the fucker..I will be out of commission for at least three weeks because of stoopid. No doggystyle?..Dayum! I got the sucker's address..I imagine myself going to his home and slugging him with a right jab,directly into his already beady.. crooked.. left eye..DISlocating it so that it pops out..flies out the nearest hallway window and out into the street..where a co-worker from his limo company runs over it..because SHE didn't SEE his already damaged eyeball. HaHa! Fucker. I refused medical attention..y..Got a Dr's appt. tomorrow anyway. I don't feel like catching a sickness from someone in the emergency room.That seems to be a common thing among us NYers. We may show each other some love,but dayum,not that way!Colds,(bird)flu..staythefuckawayfromme!..OWWWWWWWW! My neck! My Back..My butt...(sigh)..I speak to my LAWYER (I'm rubbing my hands together..yeah,right)tomorrow. OWWWWWWWWWW!

SoftcaramelT 52F

2/17/2006 9:53 am

Why thank you,my dear..and yes..I am feeling the aches..still. My lawyer looks like this($$)...when you look in his eyes..ca'ching...


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