"Conversations with the PrettyHeavyDiaper Man"  

SoftcaramelT 52F
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2/16/2006 8:08 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"Conversations with the PrettyHeavyDiaper Man"

I have to admit that there are times when a bit of normalcy sets in..and I tend to check out the normal website..friendfinder.BIG MISTAKE.BIG. Y,oh y, did I..do..thaaaat(like Urkel on Family matters)..
Ok..so I decided to wink at a cute guy on there. I even gave the nerd my phone number. Oh yeah. he called me..after midnight...and what a convo we had. Firstly,this heifer had procured a PHD(prettyheavydiaper) in Math. eeeeeekkkk!He teaches our weed smoking teens how to calculate..proliferate..and conjugate..things of the numerical persuasion. {YOU can tell I hated Math,right}Anyway,as the convo dragged on,it got progressively worst. All I kept hearing heifer say after I told him something about myself was.. uhhuh,uh huh,uh huh..this pissed me off. I felt he wasn't really listening to me. I find this type of behavior CONDESCENDING. He used his logistical reasoning to dissect me like a FROG during that entire conversation.For a man of color..I had to shake my head. After listening to him BRAG about the estate that he procured in BROOKLYN HEIGHTS...and listen to him sing praises of HIS accomplishments..I had to deduce one thing about him..he was a narcissistic fool. OH, God..another one.The type of MAN who blows kisses at himself while staring at himself in the bathroom mirror.Then with an audacious 'wink' he saunters off into the "study" to read his autobiography for the 8th time this week. Y me?(sucking my teeth)All I wanted was a bit of NORMALCY..and what did I get? A charlatan who wears a bow tie and capris. HELPMELORDJESUSLORDHELPMELORDJESUS....Let's chalk my action up on the board as to the column which reads.."normalcy..a complete waste of precious time."Yep..I blocked him..Alas,(with the back of my hand on my forehead)I shall NEVER hear from him... again.
The only highlight of my day was to be told that I will need more f'in PT because of the accident that happened yesterday. PRICELESS: To see my lawyer's eyes..($$)..ca'ching,ca'ching...PEACE


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