Thing You DON"T Say While Having Sex!!!!!!  

SmallTightKitty2 105F
388 posts
7/19/2006 5:17 am

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1/10/2007 9:56 pm

Thing You DON"T Say While Having Sex!!!!!!


I found these 21 saying the other day while reading and old playboy. Thought ya might get a laugh or two out of them, I did.


1.I have to poop.

(That kills the sexy monent.)

2.Smile for the camera.

(Camera! You didn't tell me about this!)


3.Get off me, I'll do it myself!

(Forget seconds or having another chance.)

4.This is you're first time right.

(Hummmm...No!)

5.You're almost as good as my ex!

(Yeah! Well I am sure many boys know more than you!)

6.When is this suppose to feel good?

(Right now...as YOU are now walking out the door.)

7.I thought YOU had the key to the handcuffs!

(Always check first before you play!)

8.I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

(Ohh really...well you smell like a pig and your dick is boring me to death.)

9.Keep it down my mother is a light sleeper!

(What the hell are you doing bring me to your parents house the first night we get to get some?)

10.Hey, my friends were right! You ARE good.
(Yeah, well my friends were right too, You are a bad laid.)

11.On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
(And get me that drink I didn't have after all.)

12.I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly.
(Damn, how drunk did I get last night?)

13.But everybody looks funny naked!
(Why, didn't you know that is what the camera is for?)

14.Do I have to pay for this?
(Yeah! And the price is double since you can't fuck good.)

15.No, You're not to fat to be on top. Just don't kill me!
(I knew I should have increased my insurance policy!)

16.Actually you're sister likes it this way!
(Yeah! Well you're brothers like it when I do it this way!!)

17.What is your name again?
(We have been dating how long now and you can't remeber my name...who else are you banging!?)

18.Hold on Honey, let me change the change the channel the race is coming on!
(Oh yeah! Well FY and your TV, I'm going shopping on YOUR credit card NOW!)

19.It's nice being in bed with a real body instead of the inflated one I use a lot!
(That explaine why you don't know how to fuck worth a damn!)

20.Uhh....do you feel a change?
Yeah, the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

(DO WHAT! Get your ass off of me NOW!!)

21.I forgot to tell you I tested positive for herpies the other day!
(DO WHAT!!! YOU @*##@*%@%@@**^^$**DOG I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!)

ella1966 50F
1528 posts
7/19/2006 6:33 am

LOL!


loadeddice05 44M

7/22/2006 8:08 am

#19 IS SO ME!!!!!


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