Eulogy One Liners - Come post your own (hey, you need to laugh)  

SlimGoodGuy 38M
154 posts
5/8/2006 2:14 pm

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5/14/2006 11:03 am

Eulogy One Liners - Come post your own (hey, you need to laugh)

I'm no good at getting an audience to participate in my blogs so far, but I'll give it another try.

Okay, you know you've laughed about it when someone keeled over while having sex. While death is no laughing matter, you can afford to have a little humor about it sometimes. So here's the deal. Write what you think someone would say about you if you died doing the deed.

Here are some examples I thought up to get your gears turning:

Death came quick, but so did he.

He died doing what he does best.

The last thing he saw was a pair of headlights coming right at him.

You can't beat getting laid to rest.

She always said one day that dick would be the end of her.

She never saw him coming.

534 posts
5/8/2006 3:58 pm

Hey good ones...some I never heard before..(headlights)...
LMAO...thanks for the laugh...Take care ~D~

Alynxdra 33F
47 posts
5/9/2006 11:14 am

Hi how about this one (it's a woman's point of view):

She always knew pussy(cats) had nine lives; she supposed this was her ninth.

He came too late.

She was always told not to talk with her mouth full; she could choke.

(just made them up this for the inspiration. Yes I know they're corny!)


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lonelyinny5 43M/41F
126 posts
5/13/2006 9:47 pm

You really are in medicine, lol....
Kisses, lonely

PS as for that exam dont you just love those krukenberg tumours, ewwww they are hard to digest, lol

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