Would you like to See My Trouser Snake?  

Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
3683 posts
7/30/2005 1:44 pm

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Would you like to See My Trouser Snake?


Sometimes friends and lovers have little code phrases or words to use when they wanna get some. LOL. One friend used to ask me, If I'd like to "Check her Oil". Another would ask if she could get some "Wifey". What do you say when you want to playfully let your lover know you wanna get busy? LOL.

pussnboots694 73M/78F

7/30/2005 4:42 pm

I usually give him the ..
hungry look...
If that doesn't work..
I yell out..
Take me to bed..
or loose me forever...


angel_wings2005 52F

7/30/2005 4:44 pm

Looking at them with the SWEET AND INNOCENT GREEN EYES- EYELASHES FLUTTERING ...maybe flickering my tongue ever so slightly-- usually don't have to say too much-- when I am in the mood- (not sure if I am ever NOT in the mood !) I usually don't waste alot of time with pleasantries- grabbing them by the back of the head- pulling them into me- a deep long hot passionate kiss-- and FUCK ME NOW !! That usually works !!! Hey SIZZLE~~~ I wanna pet your trouser snake !! I am one of those women that aren't afraid of a big DICK !! YUMMY !! XOXOX-Angel


rm_mieze626 52F
145 posts
7/30/2005 5:28 pm

since i'm a very passionate and cuddly person, i don't think i have to use words for my actions. my hands caress your body, starting with gentle touching, the magic of my fingertips will make you tingle all over...do i have to continue or do you start to get the picture??? {=}


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/30/2005 8:43 pm

"Wanna fuck?" hahahaha............... ok ok really....I'm told when I start snoring.....that means I'm begging for it! It's my mating call, apparently. <yawn> getting sleepy, now...nighty nite

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/31/2005 6:15 am

I will usually smile and say,"We have a meeting scheduled at X o'clock. I trust you'll be there." LOL


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
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2642 posts
7/31/2005 9:57 am

Puss- Take me to Bed or lose me forever... Hmmm extra incentives mixed with a tiny bit of aggressive threat. Probably helps performance anxiety. LOL


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
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7/31/2005 9:59 am

Angel- He's a wild snake!! No petting... He might bite. LOL.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
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7/31/2005 10:01 am

The Horizontal Mambo I presume Katey. LOL. The Hokey Pokey (...you know putting it in and out)?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
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2642 posts
7/31/2005 10:03 am

Hmmm, I get the picture Meize, but I think we all might want to hear about it anyway...
Strictly for research purposes, of course. LOL


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
7/31/2005 10:06 am

YaGottaLikit- Apparently we have similar mating calls. I'm told my voice gets even deeper than it is when I'm sleepy. Seems to trigger something all the time. Kinda like Barry White covered in TAG body spray. ( Seen the commercials?) LOL.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
7/31/2005 10:14 am

DC !!! Where have you been? Been looking all over for you. Now I'm gonna have to punish you. We have a meeting scheduled at X o'clock...


CuriousKitty675 41F
365 posts
7/31/2005 12:00 pm

Well there's always the old: "It's time to feed the kitty." lol


angel_wings2005 52F

7/31/2005 1:41 pm

You just HAD to bring BARRY WHITE into it ~~ didn't ya !! *wink*-- as far as 'him' being a wild snake-- and he might bite-- well, for some reason- I think that with the proper handling ~ gently - but might have to show a little force (I WANT IT NOW!)~ I bet he could be tamed- if only for a little while-- and remember-- long wet kisses for good behavior !!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
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7/31/2005 3:14 pm

Curious...you bad, bad girl. I've been leaving out warm saucers of milk for you for a while,
and now you tell me I've been dangling the wrong bait!!! LOL. Time to feed the Kitty indeed...LOL.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
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2642 posts
7/31/2005 3:16 pm

South Point+ Zain caverns + 3-4 hours drive = Hmmm


CuriousKitty675 41F
365 posts
8/1/2005 7:16 am



LOL!


angel_wings2005 52F

8/1/2005 10:56 am

ROAD TRIP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/1/2005 11:32 am

LOL. Hope you like Techno...LOL


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