The truth about touching Traveling's Hinney  

Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
3683 posts
9/28/2005 12:09 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The truth about touching Traveling's Hinney


Your honor...
I am going to prove once and for all that this business of me touching Trav's Hinney is a complete farce and is meant to discredit me to my loyal followers and to turn me EVIL...

May I continue?... Thank you...

On 8/15 Browsing through Blogland i came upon a post
Would You Like To Be Our Girl?. Thinking that I might run into some hot Bi-sexual women, I entered the blog post.
It was there that I discovered the issuance of a "Boy Toy" Application to which I, thinking I had missed an opportunity replied... "Just my luck".

I was informed that I indeed still had a chance and as a matter of fact, could have the job.
Elated, I rushed home to prepare for my new position...ahem..job.
In my absence, the seeds for an orgy was planted by
mizzkitka who proclaimed... (Siz, picking up paper and adjusting reading glassses...) "I think this blog might need to turn orgy soon..."

I returned later that day, without knowing of the previous suggestion, but thinking along the lines of a kid bringing his teacher an apple...I decided to show up with some things I thought they might enjoy...
So as i entered the room and heard discussion of such Orgy, I merely inquired as to whether or not I was hearing them right...
They assumed, I was making a bid, because of the Crate of condoms, whip cream, chocolate syrup, mango flavored heated body lotion and suitcase full of sex toys, that I was in some way suggesting my inclusion of the activities.. This began an interesting employee/boss situation.

On 8/17...My third day on the job. I was called into the office, which just so happens to double as Jez and KJ's bedroom.
I was asked "Who", I would invite to an orgy...? Orgy In Blogville
Thinking that they were planning to entertain a few guest, I made my suggestions innocently. Also entering the office was...
a/k/a Wordy who upon giving his suggestions, suspiciously invited travelingintexas.
I resumed working and thought nothing of the suggestions.

on 9/1 In the post My Dirty Little Mind my suspicions were proven to be correct as I was pulled into bed with KJ, who was lying on the bed next to Jezabelle with mr. folded ten times, raccoon pelt
Travelingintexas. Clear on the other side of the bed with
redlipsprincess sitting on the edge. After princess fell off the bed, during the commotion, to get her back in...it is at this time that Traveling accused me of touching his Hinney.
When in fact it was
who was stroking his buns to get more color in them for pictures she took, intending to use them in the upcoming bloggers convention flyers and program booklets. I apologized, simply out of courtesy, because accidents can happen, to which Trav replied...
"Its OK...do it again...Just don't tell anybody", Then proceeded to ask for the lights to be turned off!!! Feeling a bit uneasy after that, I excused myself to the other end of the room with redlipsprincess and Bella_ for own little party.

I exposed said crime via the information that I had recieved a videotape of the episode from my friend at Blockbuster, who just happened to recognize Trav at a local starbucks in Texas and sent me the tape.

We will be screening this video, later this evening at Starwood theatres and an encore screening at the bloggers convention on October 22 in the main room...

In closing i would like to say... "IT wasn't me "

Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/28/2005 3:38 pm

...Alright Trav..I know you were in here...and why is this Fed Ex package from you...
moving?


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/29/2005 12:48 am

*enjoying the little party*

TTFN


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/29/2005 7:20 am

DAMMIT TRAV...!!! I just spewed Cinnamon Toast crunch across the table, when i read that... LOL. Your inner Heterobisapienissm has trumped...LOL...ROFLMAO!!!!

Redlips...How could I do anything,but enjoy...mmm mmm mmm

Jez... Naked is a good thing...except for Trav... Kiss on the lips...HA!!!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/29/2005 7:53 pm

I'm not even going to attempt to get you back for this one, but there will be others...LOL


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/29/2005 10:27 pm

Wetpanty ... That's just wrong...LOL...


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/30/2005 3:03 pm

*pour Siz a new bowl of Cinnamon toast crunch*
2 spoons


TTFN


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/30/2005 4:17 pm

I miss all the good parties.....

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/2/2005 10:23 am

LOL...Mizzkitka... (Siz blushing a lil'), Well you DID make the suggestion first...LOL

Lips...mmmm...damn, you take such good care of me...how can I resist?

Yagotta...Too busy eating Sushi...LOL. Don't worry though, there is always room for you!

Wetpanty... You are just out of control young lady! Go to my room, Lift your skirt and drop those wet panties... Time for a spanking you will never forget!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/3/2005 10:36 pm

LOL...Mizzkitka, The Sushi is for YaGotta...although i have indulged in the sushi delights...


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

10/5/2005 9:43 am

siz,
you ain't seen nothin yet

TTFN


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/6/2005 9:44 pm

Lips...I have no doubt


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