Sizzle364 vs Valdrane78: The Battle update  

(Juan S)
3683 posts
1/8/2006 7:08 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sizzle364 vs Valdrane78: The Battle update


The first shot...

Destruction struck as his luck ran dry
He's stuck in life cuz the end cant die
Resides south of the tracks in all poverty
Indecisive of future eyes, he stares properly
Accordingly he still fleas with peers in trouble
Yet insanity still scratches the surface in double
Shoulders unsquare so cheat left when he runs
Heads on an unclear path hittin so hard that it stuns
Illusions fuck his vision left by stars in the making
Come to the fork unseeing, choices left for the taking
"Pop pop"..cups his ears in the absence of silence
Asian riots uncomparable to the western violence
Science uneffective in struggle for his exsistence
Inna single instance he bends from love to resistence
Past was tense, future seems flinchless in pursute
Sees his road shortening as the big dogs dispute
Spews the spirit of his life as if the reaper took it
His soul rotting in despair as if someone shook it
Lays gasping for air as the spirit fades black
A dark outline hovers over him......IM BACK!!


Yo I hit harder than Valuev and often,
Battling me is like nailing your own coffin
Bout to mummify you,for eternity
You dare to blaspheme? Valdrane I'm holy!
My aim is true in peripheral
my flow penetrates like vitamins and minerals
Siz ain't nothin to fuck wit
leave ya tattered, torn, crawlin for the exit...


Hey there Siz ya better come correct
That rhyme was weak and I'm bout to eject
Don't cry, ya can't compair to a true rhyme mangular
I'll hog tie your words up like a cowboy wrangeler
Is Sizzle Sadistic, fuck that shit I am
I'm sadistic bitch triple 6 God damn
So when ya step to me, ya better bring all ya got
Or suffer the wrath and become a bloody spot

That's right, un oh, bow to your master
I'm the Ferrari of ya can't get no faster
I'll make you weak in the knees, sellin your soul
To get the words that you need to conquer my flow
Erotica is for ladies like trix are for kids
I'd sell ya off but no ones buyin so I lower the bids
Like I said before ya can't match my insanity
Speakin my name is like yelling profanity
I got you out of spirit out of body out of mind
Sneak up on you in the dark from behind


You can't battle with a kick to the windpipe, you're kidding right?
Sizzle brings napalm, when you wanna food fight.
Insanity, now I get it, that explains it
You taking your life in your own hands wit this shit
Like Jay, I kill an ant wit a sledgehammer
send you back to school like kids wit bad grammar
Ferrari of , who you think you are? Twista?
You can get out rhymed by a 6 year old, mista

and Rabbits can't sneak up, they hop up and get boiled...
Damn, what's that smell, I think your pants have been soiled.
Oh, its just your Bad, Need a breath mint?
mouthwash, dental floss, a pack of mentadent?
You know damn well that you're scared of the dark
and Sizzle's bite is much, much worse than his bark.
I won't need dessert tonight, I ate Valdrane... Marshmellow delight
and I'm still amazed that you spelled concede right...


It's time you came correct I was gettin a bit worried
But that shit still sounds weak, lookin a bit hurried
Your just jealous cause your time passed you by
Over the hill old man it's almost time to die
I ain't rabbit bitch, fuck Eminem
Your boy coulda come up with a better synonym
Better watch when ya eat me, I give ya heart burn
Eatin rollaids, have you livin in concern
Don't step to me, I'll knock yer dick in the dirt
But it's so small you should be wearing a skirt

You try and bite my shit it's so ridiculous
Your so sad boy, my rhyme is meticulous
Your brain ooze out yer ears from the rhyme that I flow
Loosin brain cells, your head turn to dough
Yer sittin in your record label tower
Maybe that's why the game turned sour
If ya missed it, I said you lack taste
Mainstream , man what a waste
I'm that fucker with a wicked ass flow
Bitch ya better act like ya know


Wow, you stepped up, who helped you write this?
but your skillz, still stink like fresh piss.
I like that AdidASS line, you musta lived it
J.Siz fake? Please, you just wish it
I hit like a girl named Zang Yu,skilled at SunTzu
Break bricks wit my dick, trust me I can handle you.
Die at your recital from boredom
my friends laughing, siz you shoulda ignored em'

V, I fry you line for line, word for word
this battles absurd, shit like bird turds,
difference between us is like Iraqi's and Kurds
Admit it, Sizzle's the hottest thing you ever heard
and please, don't pretend you're homicidal on the streets
Val, you'd get jacked on Sesame street.
Smacked up, tied up and bagged up
left for the sanitation men to pick up.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/8/2006 8:07 pm

Haha I love it! Shove rabbit back into his hole. Next!

Valdrane78 38M

1/8/2006 8:09 pm

Heh, as I am reading over all this shit, it all sounds pretty tight, made me laugh more than a few times. I love it.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

(Princess Lips)

1/8/2006 10:47 pm

Siz ain't nothin to fuck wit

he ain't huh?


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
1/10/2006 9:58 am

Siz...take a deep breath, soulful neighbor in
blogland, and please know that you are
appreciated and loved {=} [post 197664]

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

MissKittyNip26 106F

1/10/2006 9:54 pm

WOW.. this is pretty good!! Much better than some of the battles I've heard from the mainstream artists.

(Juan S)
2642 posts
1/11/2006 11:09 pm

LOL..Saint, are you applying as my manager? bringing forth the NEXT opponent...LOL!

V... definately a bit of fun. Thanks again dude.

Lipz... i think we are speaking of two different types of fucking... hmm....

Goddess...why thank you darling...

MissKitty... I wish I could have recorded Proof of D12, Eminem and Konniva of D12, taking on all comers in front of St. Andrews back in 1998, when everyone was still hungry...MAN!!!! That was a battle... Everybody that stepped up, got verbally ripped to shreds...much different than what you hear on their records...Boiling HOT!!! LOL.
Thanks for the compliment.

lovestochat2 47F

1/12/2006 1:03 pm two are great!!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
1/12/2006 8:07 pm

That is great! LOVE IT!!!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/12/2006 8:53 pm

Kill the wabbit, KILL THE WABBIT...there I go,
channeling Elmer again!

(Juan S)
2642 posts
1/17/2006 11:13 pm

Lovestochat, Whisper & Silhouette...LOL..Thanks. For my next trick... heh heh...

Hinky..I just imagined you in a viking helmet chasing Yagotta around the room...HA!! LMAO!!!

Valdrane78 38M

1/18/2006 4:50 pm

Oh, you thought I was done..............

Hey you bitch boy guess what me and my ego made of rubber
So when Valdrane's in the house I bounce the mothafucker
Save your pen ink and your paper player hater
I bring the dark side everywhere like the emperor
Ain’t you heard ain’t nobody jocking your shit
Youze an open toed sandal just flip-flopping it
Here’s one for your play list suck my mothafucking dick
First single you can wait on the remix
Get your candle blew out
I feel the love homie even if it's hating your mouth
I'm still the same sick and twisted individual
Looking to go ballistic so reminiscent to make you mild
I keep it covered and smothered like hash browns
And my war songs ready keeping them vultures from swooping down
I'm as classic as a throwback version of Michael Myers
With the hatred that’ll spread like forest fires

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/18/2006 6:12 pm

Damn it! She left the web cam on again! rotflmao

rm_mustaffa007 43M
1 post
2/5/2006 6:08 pm

really looks your small brother with taste specy & hots

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