Let's Send Keithcancook to Ashland  

Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
3683 posts
8/12/2005 12:26 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Let's Send Keithcancook to Ashland


Dear citizens of Blogland.

A terrible injustice is being played out in the world.
We need your help. Our dear, dearest friend... (That has a great sense of humor by the way) needs to be shipped to Ashland, Kentucky for the fulfillment of his destiny...(If he lives thru it )
Whatever helpful advice or 20 million dollar non, non-taxable donation made out to Chateau Sizzle would be appreciated.
A portion of the proceeds will go to the Send Keithcancook to Ashland fund, while the remaining $19,999,000 will...uh...
not go to waste. Yeah, That's it...

angel_wings2005 52F

8/13/2005 8:13 am

Should I even ask if the reason that we need to send Keithcancook to Ashland is to visit a certain littl' Ms. Hunyhole ??? HUMMM???
If it doesn't work out in Ashland, I live just across the pond ( that is what the locals call the Ohio River) in South Point - Ohio !!! DAMN !!! Maybe if he plays his cards right- maybe 2 for the price of 1 tickets- make it a weekend thing !!! HUMMM !!! Yes my evil mind works OVERTIME !!! LOL !!!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/13/2005 10:42 am

Angel...Can't disclose any super secret blogland info.
You can join the campaign though. E-mail me.


keithcancook 60M
17800 posts
8/13/2005 12:31 pm

I've seen some off the wall blog posts in my time but this one takes the prize!

PS: Are there any good museums to visit while in Ashland?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/13/2005 10:51 pm

HI KEITH!!!!! I'm sure there are plenty of sights to see in Ashland. You might even get a chance to see them!!!! LOL. Thanks for my prize nomination also.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/13/2005 10:52 pm

Kateybabe- You know my vices!!! LOL


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

8/14/2005 11:37 am

I`m not getting any where near this, the things you want to do to my big brother Keith , shocking ,,psssssssssst over here , don`t tell my bro , but I can be bribed with some of the left over funds , however I do think some of the said leftover funds should be put away to cover his medical cost after Huny is finished with him.


ProtonicMan 48M

8/14/2005 11:52 am

Hmmm. This could have a huge impact on global weather patterns. I can see the headlines in the Ashland paper now:

Tourist Fingered in Volcanic Eruption

TJ


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/14/2005 11:44 pm

Blonde- Very good points!...err, I mean point. as to the bribe, hmmm, gotta raise the cash first...LOL

LOL. TJ. Volcanic Eruptions? Keith or MzHuny? ...and how did everyone figure out what we were doing? OMG! Theres a blogland information leak !!!!!


angel_wings2005 52F

8/15/2005 8:48 am

Ok- I just need to know if i should reserve the top floor of the Ashland Plaza Hotel- My X used to be security there- hummm- we COULD just have a meeting of a FEW close friends !!! dinner at ROCCOS- dancing in the club-- and if we notice that a couple folks have dissappeared-- OH HELL YEAH!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS IN ASHLAND STAYS IN ASHLAND !!! ( well- unless the right offer is made- and stories my be leaked - but the names will be changed to protect the not so innocent !!!) *WINK*- Angel


angel_wings2005 52F

8/15/2005 8:49 am

side note to Keith-- yes there are lots of museums- and other cultural things that you could visit-- however-- I think that IF we ever got you to Ashland-- you would not see daylight !!! *HEE HEE HEE* Angel


mi_mwpm 51M

8/15/2005 10:27 am

So much for the secret in the secret plans, Sizzle. Looks like the only one who doesn't know is [blog mzhunyhole].

Angel, I don't think I'd worry about making any reservations for Keith, well, except, maybe at the local intensive care unit.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/15/2005 11:08 am

ANGEL!!! That's Black male...oops, wait...I'm Black male...I mean blackmail. No info leaks! LOL.


angel_wings2005 52F

8/15/2005 12:03 pm

Cum on guys-- I promised to change all the names--LOL-- that is IF we even get the the REAL names-- is that necessary ??? OK-- I will keep it all HUSH-HUSH so that no one else finds out the secret plans--- DANG !! -- you know that there is only one way to keep my mouth quiet !! RIGHT ?? It is rude to talk with your mouth full !!! *WINK*-- I could just nod my head - up and down-( up and down-up and down!) and agree with whatever is going on !!!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/15/2005 12:32 pm

We'll have to change that Mi...

Angel- ahh, the things I do for blogland ~~~~ <*zip*>


TopFisher 63M

8/15/2005 3:57 pm

Kieth, ya can't take the kids!

Angel you really do desire to hurt him? Well in nice ways of course...

So do we send donations thrugh PlayPal?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/15/2005 10:09 pm

Top...we only have it set up to take cash right now (less of a paper trail...oops, I mean...)
but will accept car and/or house titles in the mail, gold, jewelry, etc. There also will be a drop box in three states. Haven't figured out which states yet, but...we're working on it.


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/17/2005 1:11 am

Ohh Ill babysit keiths kids while hes away and keep his bed warm !!!!
Now U really have to go to Ashland Keith!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/17/2005 9:27 pm

Thanks for the help Barbie...LOL. We'll get him there yet!!


keithcancook 60M
17800 posts
8/20/2005 7:30 am

Save yer cash folks. I will walk it in. Always wanted to hike over the mountains!

Hmm. Perhaps I will link it to my favorite charity. Get some sponsors, and have them match dollars to miles walked on this "highway to heaven".

All donations will go to the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/20/2005 10:54 pm

ok ok...I was being a little greedy...how about after we pay Blondes bribe, chateau Sizzle and make a wish split the donations.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/22/2005 10:38 pm

You're welcome MzHuny...I'm sure I speak for all when I say we Love you too..


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

8/26/2005 8:04 am

hog tie him, gag him, and throw him in the truck...

just get him there...

his huny is waiting...

TTFN


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