If You choked a Smurf...what color would he turn?  

Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
3683 posts
9/20/2005 6:36 pm

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If You choked a Smurf...what color would he turn?


Just a quick stop through...Like most addictions, you're supposed to wean yourself off...I think I've been doing ok, so far.
Sunday will be the first day I will see my son, since his incarceration and I am furiously writing on this damn book, trying to get it done. It has been a strange, strange week... needless to say, I've been a bit edgey...which is why the above thought came into mind...LOL.
Ran across one of my kids old toys...a little plush smurf doll...
With winter approaching everybody seems to be changing lanes, moving forward, getting frustrated, moving, etc. You guys know what's happening with me...what's up with you?
Well...back to the grindstone.

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/20/2005 9:05 pm

thanks for hanging out a little longer.......I'm frustrated too darling!

my guess.......orange.......(don't ask why)

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


redmartinigirl 43F

9/20/2005 11:44 pm

As that famous line in Pretty Women tells us... "take care of you." that's all you really can do in this world.

my guess would be yellow, to green


angel_wings2005 52F

9/21/2005 12:33 am

I had a 'friend' years ago that we called POPPA SMURF !!~ we won't say why ! I think that a lovely shade of purple would be good. LOL...By the way~ Thank you for the MOJO !! ( I will let you know if it works !) *WINK*


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/21/2005 7:09 am

Yagotta... LOL, I will not ask why!!! LOL...

Redmartinigirl... I LOVE that movie...I'm trying to remember that line where she describes how many inches she is from head to toe and then says something like its 66 inches of therapy wrapped all around you... something like that...LOL... Wow, I could use some of that kind of therapy...heh heh

Angel... You're welcome for the MOJO. As to the purple...hmmm...I won't say I think you have inside information on that...LOL... Pray that I finish this book...I miss you guys!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
9/21/2005 9:31 am

Maybe they turn a lighter shade of pale?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/21/2005 12:31 pm

LOL...what's up Hinky? Welcome to Sizzle's...


angel_wings2005 52F

9/21/2005 2:27 pm

Sizzle- you know that our best wishes and prayers are with you- not only for the completion of your book_ but with your up-coming visit with your son. Just know that on Sunday- you do not go there alone, if you listen really close- you will hear the soft flutter of angel wings.


CuriousKitty675 41F
365 posts
9/21/2005 2:54 pm

Baby! What's this leaving crappola? Hmph! *crosses arms and turns away in a tiff, tapping foot for a few moments before turning back* Okay fine. Fine fine fine. Handle your business but don't be a total stranger. Set aside 15 minutes a week. (Just a week. You know you can manage that one.) Then come see us. Deal? Otherwise, not your smurf, or your chicken, or your one eyed trouser snake will get choked to find out what color it turns! I'll keep in touch.

*sniffs around looking for the catnip forlornly*


Mikey_B1972 44M

9/21/2005 6:11 pm

Sizzle,
Good luck sunday on the visit. Stay strong and remember that no matter what he has done, he is till your boy and needs you, now more than ever. People make mistakes, and then they pay for them. As long as they learn their lesson, than the system is working.
As far as weaning of addictions, i am slowly cutting down on the sodas. I work in a car dealership(machine is like 7 feet away from my desk) and am hot and stressed all day long. I used to drink about 6-7 a day not includind the 1 with lunch. I am down to 2-3 a day and DAMN, i get headaches and crave the Mountain Dew as if it was a drug. I have seen some weight loss from the event so far, and i am sleeping better these days.
What's happening lately? I started at a new dealership around 4-5 weeks ago. Before i started, i was at a dealership where i had run of the place and can come and go as needed. I have a friend from the club scene that i agreed to be part of his wedding, which is this coming sunday. I am on a probation period at work and don't have much authority yet, so i can not get out of work friday afternoon for the pratice run of the wedding. i called my buddy and told him that i can go to the event, but can not participate. I have tried to find the extar time to go get sized for a tux, but something is always coming up. he is very pissed off, but on that note, if it were me, i would understand the entire "new job" situation...He is soooo pissed..

Once again, good luck on sunday..

See ya Siz


dano6332 56M

9/21/2005 8:09 pm

SSDD my friend


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/22/2005 12:02 am

Since there is only 1 smurfette....
I would assume there is a lot of SMURF Chokin' goin on...lol

If the don't have sex, what do they get
BLUER Balls???

TTFN


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/22/2005 12:23 am

Katey...The polka dots was smurfettes dress...

Thanks Angel

MMMMMMWAHHHHHH....Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty... <Holding some catnip> The things I do for blogland...and my Kitty... Are you sure you can't choke the trouser snake? Even just a little?


rm_Jme681000 45M
29 posts
9/22/2005 1:14 am

U know I'm slow ...what book?
as 4 the smufs...dark blue

will B off line 4 a month... playin in the dirt...

TTFN
j-me


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/22/2005 8:11 am

Thanks Mikey B...hope everything works out...as to my son...I'm dissapointed, but I will always Love him...

Dano... ????

Thanks MzHuny . How is the Honeyman today?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/22/2005 8:15 am

Redlips... You are such a naughty girl... I still think about that comment youmade a while back that me, you and only a few kinky souls caught on to... mmm...bad, bad, bad you are... lol

J-ME... I am trying to complete a book that I was supposed to have done already. I am running out of time on it, so I have cut my blogging, but the drug keeps calling me...
what can I say...I'm addicted


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/22/2005 8:16 am

Redlips... You are such a naughty girl... I still think about that comment you made a while back... that me, you and only a few kinky souls caught on to... mmm...bad, bad, bad you are... lol

J-ME... I am trying to complete a book that I was supposed to have done already. I am running out of time on it, so I have cut my blogging, but the drug keeps calling me...
what can I say...I'm addicted


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
9/22/2005 1:36 pm

good luck with the book!

I guess he's blue and you choked him he would turn purple. lol

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


slightlyjadedone 50F

9/22/2005 7:30 pm

* thinks for a moment* I would imagine that she would turn purple...the way I come to this is...blood is blue it comes out red...mix blue and cutting off that oxygen (turning red) you get purple ....so then wouldnt smurfette be purple people eater then???


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
9/22/2005 7:48 pm

Not much, just trying to get back to the land of the functioning! Thanks.


redmartinigirl 43F

9/22/2005 11:38 pm

I'd give you think kind of therapy and even sing "kiss" to you too! love those bubble baths!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/23/2005 1:28 am

Thanks Straightten

LOL...Slightly jaded...how did the people eater come into play? hmmm?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/23/2005 1:30 am

Land of the functioning Hinkawaza? Hmmm...she did ya in huh?

Redmartini...don't tease...lol


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/23/2005 8:39 am

*wearing my NAUGHTY PRINCESS T*

TTFN


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/23/2005 1:04 pm

...hmmm...let's just take that off...shall we...


islandgirl_702 54F

9/24/2005 5:21 pm

Hmmm blue smurf getting choked...color? I would only assume he would turn pale and die for lack of oxygen.


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