FREE SPA DAY for Ladies @ Chateau Sizzle [THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL AD; HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR PLEASE]  

Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
3683 posts
8/4/2005 12:28 pm

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FREE SPA DAY for Ladies @ Chateau Sizzle [THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL AD; HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR PLEASE]


For a Very limited time. We are offering a relaxing luxury experience at the House of Sizzle.
Ladies you will be treated to:

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Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/4/2005 12:37 pm

* A full body massage as I hydrate your skin w/special cream infused aromatherapy solutions in a jasmin scented candle lit room
* Pedicure and Manicure
* Full body exfoliation with salt crystals and scented oils
* Hot towel wrap
* Jacuzzi w/ champagne and fresh fruit & whip cream fed to you

special candidates will receive a manually or orally stimulated "Happy Ending".
4-8 hour process. Repeat visits charged at going rate unless special arrangements have been made with the proprietor.

Post then e-mail to apply. Limited space & Time. Reservations recommended & encouraged. No application considered without posted comment. Sorry

Shameless, I know, but I was taught to not talk about it, but to be about it.


hourglasses 47F

8/5/2005 1:54 am

ummmm...what's in the 'special' cream?


pussnboots694 73M/78F

8/5/2005 6:11 am

Cashing in our airmiles dear one..
Called in sick for work..
Told them I have anal glucoma
See you in 5hrs
Kisses until my arrival


angel_wings2005 52F

8/5/2005 10:02 am

Ok- when and where ???? I could really use the massage- The only problem that I can see is this : I would have to return the favor- full body massage- from head to head to toe ! (stopping in a few certain areas for extra special attention!)- I am a licensed massage therapist- and I enjoy applying my own special techniques that they definately didn't teach us in school ! Payment plans are usually set up in installments- over a long period of time- or as an ongoing deposit and withdrawl!!! DAMN !!! I feel the tension mounting- from my neck all the way to.......*WINK* !!! Just pencil me in on your earliest opening !!! (To quote a line from Barry White- soon we will be sharing 'natures' body lotion!) Great idea !!!! Angel


TopFisher 63M

8/5/2005 12:31 pm

Sign me up!

Oh,

Wait,

(read the invite again), See idiot, it's says ladies!

oh hold the phone up.

maybe Sizzle will reguire an extra set of hands?


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
8/5/2005 3:49 pm

Not sure I can afford this much luxury!!!!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/5/2005 10:27 pm

Sensuallykatey- No debit cards necessary...Kateybabe

Hourglasses- Not tellin! its a secret. LOL. You would come up with that point of view...LOL


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/5/2005 10:29 pm

Puss- Ha Ha, Anal Glaucoma, LOL... Wait a minute!!!! Five hours!!!???!!!
Shit, gotta send the kid to Grandma's, clean the house, Hide the Hershey's truck...
5 hours!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/5/2005 10:34 pm

Angel- Barry White said what??? You're kidding right? I would pencil you in right after Puss, but I have a strange feeling you two will need individual days all to yourselves...
whew!! I'm geting winded, just thinking about it...LOL.

Topfisher- Uh...That won't be necessary this time, old friend. Glad you read the invite again, that might have been a little awkward, you showing up in a towel... LOL


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/5/2005 10:35 pm

YaGottaLikit- I'm 100% certain that we could work something out.


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/5/2005 10:41 pm

memememe!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/5/2005 11:51 pm

HEY BARBIEBUNNY!!!!! Step right in...I'll be right with ya !!!


wetnwildaquarius 43F

8/6/2005 7:16 am

Give me VIP pass baby. I'm special. I like the suite with bubbly on top of me so you can sip it off of my belly button. Then as you have seen in my blogs I like strawberries on whip cream on top of me. So you know how to hook it up. Save my spot baby. I'm cuming on you...ooooooooooops I meant to you. lol


pussnboots694 73M/78F

8/6/2005 8:41 am

Smiling..
Hey everyone..Sizzle can't come to the computer right now we is a little tied up
But we just wanted to say good morning to you all..
It is going to be another hot day in spa's ville..
Opps Sizzle is calling...
Sizzle baby I am coming.. dam ladies.. this man knows how to touch the soul..
Sooo... good... I may never let him go....
Gotta go lossen the straps on Sizzles wrists..
Seems the beast has awoke..
Breafast is cumming dear one..
Have a nice day everyone..
Sizzle sends his love to you all


angel_wings2005 52F

8/6/2005 9:47 am

ok- do you need an assistant to keep this organized ? set appointments- and follow-up visits ? If you really wanna do something special-- take your "spa treatments" on the road- house calls- hummmmmmm~~ I think that we could definately keep you busy !!! *wink* And Barry White had a few great 'one liners' another favorite of mine- "The blacker the berry (BARRY) the sweeter the juice !" Like I said before- if your 'pillow voice' is deep- OMG !!!!!!! Sign me up for a years membership- if we both like the results- maybe a lifetime membership !!! However- I realize that you have 'other clients' and that is OK with me- I can keep the appointments and scheduling straightened out for ya !!! Not only am I good with my hands- I am very organized !!! LOL-LAUGH-DAMN ~~ TOUGH ROOM !!! XOXOX~ ANGEL


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/6/2005 1:40 pm

got any Cristal and choc covered organic argentinian strawberries while i wait **puts on frette robe**


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/7/2005 5:39 am

Hey Wait. Special accomodations are readily available at Chateu Sizzle.We give personalized service always..


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/7/2005 5:43 am

LOL. Puss...
< Sizzle using his vulcan mind powers to telepathically send a message out>
Uh...currently a little tied up ladies and my..uh...mouth is full. Will get back to you in a
while... if you haven't heard from me in 48 hours...

VULCAN MIND CONNECTION INTERRUPTED. PLEASE HOLD...


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/7/2005 5:47 am

Hey Wet!! Special accomodations and personalized service is a signature at Chateau Sizzle.
Help yourself to some Champagne and strawberries while you get ready for me...uh...I mean while you are waiting.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/7/2005 5:52 am

Why Angel!! What a sweet offer. Thanks. It looks like things are getting a little busy around here. LOL. Service with a smile is my motto though... Be right back, gotta get Barbiebunny some Crystal. Hey Top, on second thought. Do you know where to get chocolate covered armenian strawberries? I think ours is just domestic...


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/7/2005 5:56 am

Sexyfit- Of course!!! Always room at Chateau Sizzle. Please fill this form out, especially the section for special requests. Be right back, gotta put cocoa butter on these handcuff burns...


CuriousKitty675 41F
365 posts
8/7/2005 9:37 am

Damn it! And here I am broke after my little mini vacation this weekend. Um.....do you take IOU's or um...maybe we can work something out in trade? LOL. Siz you always make me smile when I come here to read your blog. Love ya babe! Don't ever change.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/7/2005 12:27 pm

Here Kitty, Kitty...LOL. Thanks Curious. Sizzle aims to please Trades are always welcome at Chateau Sizzle. Step right here in this room and let me warm my hands up real quick...


sexyeyes375 47F

8/7/2005 10:49 pm

Standing in line.. waiting for my manually and orally stimulated "happy ending." I hope you have rested...


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/8/2005 7:38 am

Sexy eyes...Are you saying I will need plenty of energy? Hmmm?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/15/2005 11:19 am

Hey Top...where can I find organic argentinian strawberries?


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