The Weeping  

Sixx_Gunner 53M  
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1/1/2006 10:10 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Weeping

A passerby sees a weeping man in front of 3 graves and approaches him to console.

"Are these your relatives ?"

"My wives. The first one died of poisoned mushrooms"

"What about the second one?"

"She too died of poisoned mushrooms."

"And the third?"

"Oh ! She died of a fractured skull."

"Why?, What happened?"

"She refused to eat the mushrooms."

rm_BadBoyNeeded 44F
1 post
1/3/2006 9:01 pm

hee hee

One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.

He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"

The hooker replied "100 Bucks"

The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"

So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."

So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.

The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?"

She said "200 dollars"

"200 dollars that's a lot of money"

She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."

So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life

On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."

"1000 dollars'

"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"

So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy."

Sixx_Gunner 53M  
15 posts
1/3/2006 11:28 pm

ROTFLMAO that was good

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