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Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case.
"Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent,"proclaimed the judge.
"But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"