Singlechick25 36F
253 posts
11/20/2005 4:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Have you ever been so nervous about doing something that you embarass the hell out of yourself?

This would come as a shock to anyone that knows me but this has happened to me before. Once or twice. Okay, a few times. Alright! Daily.

So I had an appointment out of town at the dentist. Well, I just love going to the dentist. Right there on my list of Top Ten Things To Ruin My Day. I've been to that particular dentist only once before so I remember the general direction to get to his office.

I found the street he was on. Pulled into the parking lot. Made sure I had my checkbook and insurance cards. Got out of the car. Went up to the door. Wondered why there were silouettes of dogs and cats on the windows. Looked around. Noticed they had rebuilt the building since two weeks before. Nooooo. Wait. I wasn't at my dentists office at all! I was at the Vet. The Tooth Torturer's office was another half a block away.

So then I was standing there trying to make a really hard decision. Did I want to get back in my car and go get a filling? Or did I want to stay at the Vet and get spayed? I was almost late for my appointment it took so long to decide.

Somethings to ponder:

Why do people point to their wrist when asking what time it is but they don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why do the call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but the call it a herrerroid when it's in your butt?

Singlechick25 36F

11/20/2005 9:18 pm

Not gonna touch Uranus...well, the comment anyway

Yep. Got filled up instead of emptied out LMAO.

See ya later Willy

fun4one1971 46M
3 posts
11/20/2005 10:31 pm

your points to ponder make me laugh. so far all your blogs are very entertaining!

fun4one1971 46M
3 posts
11/20/2005 10:32 pm

Your points to ponder are quite funny. I'm always looking forward to your entertaining write ups!

Singlechick25 36F

11/21/2005 5:28 pm

Glas to be of service, fun4one1971. I'll try to keep up the so-so work to keep the troops entertained. I do have my off days however so just bear with me if fall short lol

knz_toyz 53M
2 posts
11/21/2005 11:02 pm

Hummm...Your a funny gal....Need to read your blogs more offen!!! But to tell you the truth, I can see you've never traveled oversea's and had to pee real badly.....Lets say if they don't speak english and you cant get them to understand you really have to pee, you'll point to anything (or in my case, make a really strange face while you hold your crotch seems to always work for me)....

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