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The Daily Orgasm
The Daily Orgasm
So, I was having an incredibly profound discussion last night and it got me to thinking. Dangerous I know but what can I say. I like to walk on the wild side. You know, with my safety goggles, parachute, and condoms. All the essentials.
Anyway. As we all know rules are made to be broken. Rules were also made because somebody at some point did a dumbass thing. I know you know what I'm talking about. Bottles of bleach that say "DO NOT DRINK." Obviously somebody did and that's why they now have to put a sign up that tells people not to do something really stupid.
The same is true when requesting things. You have to be specific! If you are vague in a request chances are that you will either be taken too literally or not enough. Very rarely will someone understand exactly what you're saying and act accordingly.
This deep, life changing conversation brought this subject to mind. We were discussing how nice it would be to be on the list to win the lottery. I've not found the sign up sheet yet but I'm workin' on it! Then we started a list for a new subject.
Daily orgasms. I'm amazed no one has thought of this before! Afterall I'd love to be at the very peak of this list. As it so happens, the amazing conversationalist I was speaking to at the time DID know exactly what I meant, but like I said, specifics are good! You never know!
Sure you sign up for daily orgasms but fail to mention that they should be achieved during sex and some joker in charge of your orgasm schedule is going to hit you with a random spasm while you're in line at the grocery store, walking down the street, or heaven forbid! giving a speech on abstinence at the local high school. It's all in the details people!!
"Sign up sheet for Daily Orgasms to be delivered DURING SEX with the partner of your choice." I'm sure there are more disclaimers to be added. I'll have to give that some thought.