Oh the humanity!  

Singlechick25 36F
253 posts
11/10/2005 6:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Oh the humanity!

You know them. You see them everyday. You work with them. You live with them. You cannot get away from them. Yes. They are:

THE DRAMA MONGERS!!!

These people are Drama Queens to the extreme. They will take a hang nail and turn it into a epic battle against Death itself. A battle which they fought heroically and barely came out of in one piece. *Insert theatrical sigh, throw arm over forehead, slump as though exhausted*

I sit back and observe these Drama Mongers. Most of the time I find it absolutely hilarious. Other times I must stop thinking about how sad it must be to BE them. It hurts my head.

Why do some people thrive on Drama? Everything in their life is out of control, confusing, a wretched mess - and they love it! The more they say "I just wish I could have a normal day!" the more they LOVE having something to report to anyone who will stand still long enough to listen.

I avoid most of these people like the plague. I don't need to know about the latest wart on your ass. I don't care about the $50 your ex husband borrowed for beer for his current girlfriends daughters 15th birthday party and now refuses to pay back because he got arrested for serving alcohol to miners and now he has to pay back a bail bondsmen before you will get your money which you shouldn't have given him in the first place.

Yes, that's right! Drama Queens wait for Fate to drop a big ass bomb on their life and then play it up as much as possible. Drama Mongers, on the other hand, don't have time to wait around for Fate to do it's job. No, no, no. Drama Mongers go in search of disaster. If they can't find any, they will create their own.

And when they do find their disaster, they go looking for someone they tell about it! Why does that usually have to be me? Do I have "I care" stamped on my forehead? Did some jacksass stick a sign on my back that says "Tell me your problems"??

If you created your mess - intentionally - and you aren't doing anything to help your situation - intentionally - I don't want to hear about it! I do not have sympathy for people who make themselves miserable because that's the only way they can find to get attention.

Is this mean of me? Am I being callous? Should I be more understanding? NO! I refuse! When I have totally fucked up I don't like to tell anyone about it! Why? Because I hate to see the look of "what a dumbass" on peoples faces LMAO. But that's just me.

Sorry for the rant BTW. Drama Mongers at work had my panties in a wad this afternoon. I'm better now People should just relax a little, man. Go with the flow. Ease into it, Dude. Ya know?


Singlechick25 36F

11/10/2005 8:11 pm

LOL Until the cops show up and arrest us for indecent exposure. Handcuffs are fun and all but I prefer them when I'm NOT being thrown in jail!


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