My Wonderful Bout of Sexual Frustration  

Singlechick25 36F
253 posts
11/8/2005 7:29 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My Wonderful Bout of Sexual Frustration

So you know how men have two heads?

My mind and my body are NOT in tune with each other at all!

Here is what my mind has decided:

Take a break from sex. Which as you know is going to be oh so hard for me to do as the line from my bed nearly reaches the city limits. I just don't know what I'm going to tell all those wonderful men that anxiously awaiting me - the love goddess.

Take a break from dating. Note sarcasm above.

Be alone. Again. Some more. It'll be good for me. Builds character. I honestly don't know if I can handle any more character.

When I do date, make it with someone worthwhile not just the next bozo. This could really be a problem because I meet more bozos that worthwhile men. And the worthwhile men that I do meet end up being married. Go figure. Was there a sale that I somehow missed?

Here is what my body has decided:

Going to stay horny until the end of time.


Singlechick25 36F

11/9/2005 7:30 am

Men have offered to put a few different things on my body but this one is a first for money! LOL Body is definitely in the lead....

Become a member to create a blog