Erotic Cheese  

Singlechick25 36F
253 posts
11/1/2005 2:48 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Erotic Cheese

So anyway, I'm once again sitting here at the computer. Isn't this what I took a day off from work to avoid?? We're not going think about that for very long.

So I'm sitting here. With my imitation Ritz Crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. The only food in my house right now. And I'm thinking to myself as I put the cheese on the cracker, how phalic this act is.

I'm firmly gripping a thick can with my hand. My fingers barely meet around it's girth. I slide my thumb up to the top of the can, pressing firmly on the tip, watching as the first bit of cheese eases out of the opening. I like to catch the soft, emission with the tip of my tongue and rub the cheese against the roof of my mouth, savouring the taste.

Jeez I have seriously got to get laid.

rm_23xthefun 34M

11/6/2005 7:39 am

That gave me a great laugh. By the way I think your right. ITS TIME TO GET LAID!!!

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