The difference between "guts" and "balls"  

SingleKisses4U 48F
97 posts
9/19/2005 3:59 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The difference between "guts" and "balls"


Guts- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
having the balls to say: "You're next."

Become a member to create a blog