How To Impress....  

SingleKisses4U 48F
97 posts
8/15/2005 5:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How To Impress....

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
Sleep with it and put it to bed

Men dont want much do they.....LOL


Di47Him51 63M/59F
42 posts
8/15/2005 6:37 pm

When put that way, I guess women are far more high maintainence than men. Truth is, perhaps we are...lol
Pretty piece though.


SingleKisses4U 48F

8/15/2005 8:13 pm

LMAO....Di47 true so true...lol


rm_enjoyinglif 43M

8/16/2005 5:50 am

The truth is you (women) deserve all that and more. Or at least that is what I think!


SingleKisses4U 48F

8/16/2005 3:04 pm

Lance,

Depends...I dont like being pampered all the time. Kind takes away those special moments...Im also type that likes my space to enjoy things on my own as well as I would expect the person ...(if and I say if)...I was in relationship would want his space as well.

To keep relationship going you need:

Open communication
Trust
Independence

Cheers...
Kelly


rm_iamin2u4real 54M
6 posts
8/16/2005 8:30 pm

Kelly...LOL ...I've seen this one before in email form, but it still carries it's point. Actually, it overstates it (must have been written by a female). A male perspective can break it down into a single word answer. What do (American) women want? EVERYTHING!!! What do (American) men want? Something other than their own hand on their dick...so we try to fulfill that longer list just to impress a woman...in hopes that she'll give us a hand (or more). It's ridiculous, but the world's strongest muscle demands homage be paid. And the truth is? With the growth of dependable, affordable birth control, women are now free to want it just as bad as men do...and far more likely to get it on any given night that they want it. And female activists complain that we live in a male-dominated society? Now that's LOL...This may be a cynical read, but at least I'm not gonna suck up to you and say that I agree that these levels of expectation are fair and natural...hoping that it will give me a better chance at getting in your pants...like so many others will...


SingleKisses4U 48F

8/16/2005 10:44 pm

What do American women want ? Everything? Ok its time for showdown.

First of all you specifically state American women. You saying Japanese, Asian, Chinese women want nothing? Talk about unfair sterotyping.

Second, where did you hear or read women want everything?

Men use that list to impress women???

That list for women is list of certain ways for MEN to pay attention
when in reality it should be natural not expected. But I have dated and come across few men can even HIT that list.

Let the Battle of Sexes begin babycakes...Im ready lol


SingleKisses4U 48F

8/16/2005 11:02 pm

BTW Guys....see the post on Battle of Sexes in my blog...

Now you tell me Men dont want EVERYTHING....lol


rm_iamin2u4real 54M
6 posts
8/17/2005 6:41 am

French girls they want Cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine

English girls they're so prissy
I can't stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I don't want them to ever call at all

White girls they're pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don't have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
They're really such a tease
You never know quite what they're cookin'
Inside those silky sleeves

-- (M. Jagger/K. Richards)
1978

And who has more experience with women than Mick Jagger?

LOL...


rm_iamin2u4real 54M
6 posts
8/17/2005 8:24 am

BTW...Before moving on to your Battle of the Sexes entry (which I look forward to), I want to make (at least) one more comment here.

In your "8/16/2005 10:44 pm" posting, you use what I consider the most evil word in the english language. That word isn't "hatred" or "violence" or "murder." It isn't cursing or coercive or bigoted. In fact, most people use this word with impunity...never suspecting the incredible damage and destruction to the human soul and the spirit found within.

That unspeakably evil word is...

"should."

"...in reality it SHOULD be natural not expected."

"Should" implies expectation. Heavy expectation. In fact, at its core, the word "should" DEMANDS performance...and expresses deep dissapointment. You should be this...You should do that...Why the hell aren't you? Why the heck didn't you?

"Should" never implies joy. "Should" never expresses happiness...or satisfaction...or pleasure.

"Should" is never used to express gratitude...the kind of gratitude that we feel when we experience the miracle of finding another who understands--and appreciates--us at our core, essential level. Who relishes our complexity, has compassion for our weaknesses, and overlooks our ego when it too loudly beats the drum of our own stengths.

We SHOULD be loved most when we're being most human...when our achilles heel is bared for all to see.

But I've yet to see a woman's profile on this site that states she's looking for a complex man, still struggling to turn the corner on his Odyssian journey, humane enough to know that no man is always a hero.

Which is why men post pictures of their dicks on this site instead of professing the depths of their souls...which is what women "should" be attracted to...

Right?


9INCHES-N-THICK 57M
85 posts
8/26/2005 3:02 pm

OMG iamin2u4real...are you serious or just trying to blow so much smoke up singlekisses4u's ass that she doesn't see you comming???...lol...what a crock...


SingleKisses4U 48F

8/31/2005 2:37 pm

ROFL 9 Inches... I see I see...


RailBaron2 54M

9/1/2005 9:09 pm

Hello Kelly, I'm Jim,A couple comments if I may, 1. I appriciate the picture you posted here You are a Attractive Lady.How to impress me as a man-for me at least not in order,-1.post a good face shot on your profile .allready done
2.bring Pepsi as I don't drink alcohol.
3.Be honest
4.read my profile & blog & post a honest comment
5.Be on time for a date.
6.accept me for who I am.
7.Then show up Naked .(LOL.)I'm terrible tonight, forgive me.
.


SingleKisses4U 48F

9/2/2005 4:58 pm

LOL Jim too funny...Ill read your blogs...thanks for the post


SlowPlayin 50M

9/3/2005 10:44 pm

Kelly,
Your blogs are very interesting... I was right... a whole big handful... lol. I think everyone, so far, missed or ignored your challenge for a debate. I was tempted except I don't have you curled up on the couch next to me with a glass of ... pinot noir, maybe? ... and a bottle of L'Occitane from Sephora (I'll be surprised as hell if you don't know what that is... lol) ... assuming you enjoy a slow foot massage? ... maybe not ... anyway, I think that would be MY only chance to bring the debate to a draw... could be fun though ... Jim


9INCHES-N-THICK 57M
85 posts
9/5/2005 10:53 pm

I know you see them comming from a mile away suga...but because you have this sweet persona they seem to think that you are gullable too...and they try to impress you with how understanding and sensitive and gentle they are to a womans needs...when alls any of them want to do is get in your pants...and it's enough to make ya want to puke...well maybe not you...but it sure does me...lol...

p.s. I'm no different than them either kelly...cause I would love to get in your pants too...just thought that needed clarification for the ones that might think I'm full of it also...lol...


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