A Dinner Conversation  

SingleKisses4U 48F
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12/5/2005 4:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Dinner Conversation

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUBBIE: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUBBIE: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUBBIE: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUBBIE: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUBBIE: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUBBIE: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - silence - -
HUBBIE: "Shit!"

MEN....How soon they forget....
She's left handed dumbass lol

BTW...I wouldnt be having this conversation with my hubby...Im irreplaceable and if he didnt agree he not only would be footing the bill, but he be on his way to the ER for surgical removal of MY LEFT FOOT embedded in his ass....lol Im so mean lol

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