Save Time...Post Sex Resume  

SilkenKiera 37F   
393 posts
2/20/2006 1:47 pm

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4/17/2006 9:31 am

Save Time...Post Sex Resume

...."Here is my resume Mr. Smith." "Can I get you anything? Coffee, Tea, Me?"......

What if we were to cut all the crap and post sexual resumes instead of profiles? Wouldn't it be more straight forward and to the point? I have taken the liberty of composing mine. I got to thinking about my sexual past while I wrote it. My past isn't half bad! I'm wondering though, how the hell did I ever get through school and secure a job while having this much sex? Granted I was young and energy was free back then.

I have had a lot of fun with this posting. I know laying in bed tonight I will think of some more activities and/or people that I forgot here, so I may have to update. I highly suggest putting one together yourself. Even if you never post it or show it to anyone. At least you'll see how far you've come. Or not. Here's hoping that for the most part your sexy memories are good!!

smlaker 60M

2/20/2006 2:05 pm

Wow, what a resume. I'd hire you!

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
2/21/2006 5:08 am

Can I get listed as one of your references!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

superitaliano4u 36M

2/21/2006 11:02 am

Spit and swallow? Damn, getting a blowjob from you must be like playing slots... JACKPOT!

What was the CIA Agent like? covert? I guess you could say he TAPPED THAT ASS! HAHAHA...hehe...*groan*

docdirk 47M

2/21/2006 8:56 pm

That's great, Kiera! One question: what's this "sex" thing you keep talking about?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

fmisvme 46M/36F

2/22/2006 8:22 am

It appears from your resume' that you are lacking "sex with a couple"...well I'm sorry, if you're going to work for/with us you really need experience in that area...who am I kidding, we have a great training program, we'll be happy to train you. You're hired!!!

Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

fmisvme 46M/36F

2/22/2006 8:39 am

Some more resume' builders, should you choose to accept a (or many) postion(s) with us, at the very least you could add the following:

Sex in Kansas;
Sex in a wheat field (day or night);
Sex on the Country Club Plaza (in KC-one of our favorites);
Sex in a movie theater (another fav);
Sex in a SUV;
Sex with a 2nd attorney;
Sex with a female legal professional;
Sex with a State Champion Strong (& I mean Strong) Safety;
Sex with a female former track athlete;
Sex with a former Prosecutor;
Sex with a Pro Tem Judge;
Sex with a couple from the interet;
and last but not least
Sex in a Bowling Alley. (thank's for posting on our blog by the way)

Have a great day.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

fmisvme 46M/36F

2/22/2006 8:42 am

Internet - don't know what "interet" is.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

hrdtohndl3131 42M
3 posts
2/22/2006 8:52 am

Well I must say Kiera, that is quite an impressive resume. I will definfately be in contact with you regarding this position. Please let me know when you are available for a call back...kisses andy

SilkenKiera 37F  

2/22/2006 2:29 pm

~ Everyone - I am so glad that you all liked my little post!

~ Smlaker - No need to hire, no payment required! (I haven't done THAT!)

~ ohsolustful- maybe one day!!! BTW I'm still waiting for you to accept my network invite! don't you love me?

~ Superitialiano4u- you have got to be the funniest! I love it. The CIA agent wasn't that bad, but about what you would expect. They are weird peeps. (NO offense if any CIA is reading)

~ J.J. - Shame on you comming on to my blog like you are a sex starved begger. Get otta here with that! You know your a stud! In fact the reason you havn't been posting your blog is because your having so much sex! Tell the flava of the day that I said HAYYYY!

~ femisyme- mmmmm. Don't tempt, thats cruel! From one legal professional (paralegal) to another...remind the baliff that if the chambers are rocken don't come knockin. Why do you think Judges were long black robes on high benches. What you what goes on under there!

~ andy - my sweetums! You know my HOT line to get in TOUCH with me!!

superitaliano4u 36M

2/22/2006 8:14 pm

creepy CIA sex... ooOOoooooOooo

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
2/23/2006 9:16 am

DAMN, I didnt even notice the invite. I'm sorry, Of course I love you, silly question, how could I not.....I'll go do it right now, Thanks...lots of hugs and kisses to Ya..................

rm_1derfulguy2 41M
4 posts
2/24/2006 9:34 pm

Have you ever had sex in an elevator? Especially one that is a little shakey while it's moving.

rm_1derfulguy2 41M
4 posts
2/24/2006 9:38 pm

You resume would be complete if you try what I have

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/25/2006 6:37 am

Ummmm......are u sure you're not leavin' anything out????

LustGoddess2469 49F  
2453 posts
2/26/2006 9:21 pm

"I have had sex on a Harley Davidson
I have had sex on a Police car
I have had sex on a Fire truck
I have had sex with two State Troopers, PA and DE
I have had sex with one CIA Agent
I have had sex with one Doctor
I have had sex with one Army Officer
I have had sex with one Marine Corps Officer
I have had sex with one Pilot
I have had sex with two Construction Workers
I have had sex with one Paramedic
I have had sex with one Firefighter
I have had sex with one Millionaire"

OMG - Girl, you are my idol! I kneel before you and offer you praise and adoration! You ROCK! Damn, I'm jealous! LOL


SilkenKiera 37F  

3/1/2006 9:41 am

~ Superitaliano - It was more like a covert op!

~ 1durfulguy - No I never have had sex on an elevator, or in a dressing room....hmmm

~ big - LOL, yeah I'm sure!

~ Lust - LOL as you can see in my pattern, I must have a uniform fetish!!

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