Pussy & Bitch...Sex Joke of the Day  

SilkenKiera 37F   
393 posts
4/13/2006 2:22 pm

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Pussy & Bitch...Sex Joke of the Day

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."



docdirk 47M

4/13/2006 5:00 pm

Hope you don't mind when... if mean if I steal this one!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


SilkenKiera replies on 4/14/2006 12:49 pm:
Go for it my love!

firestarter665 42M/39F

4/13/2006 5:11 pm

God I hope that Mr. Fire never says that to our sons.


SilkenKiera replies on 4/14/2006 12:49 pm:
Hey Girl! How's it going?

I hope he doesn't either!!

TrapsTomesSteed 42M
202 posts
4/13/2006 5:55 pm

Hahaha. I'm so glad a chick told that one.


SilkenKiera replies on 4/14/2006 12:48 pm:
LOL!

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
4/13/2006 6:55 pm

Incredible splash page! I'm impressed!


SilkenKiera replies on 4/14/2006 12:48 pm:
Hey Good to see you!

Thanks!

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
4/13/2006 10:07 pm

So, what 's the meaning of 'dick' and 'bastard'?...


SilkenKiera replies on 4/14/2006 12:47 pm:
Oh Lord, if I could only come up with a good answer to that one!

Allsleeky 35F

4/14/2006 2:37 pm

Now we have to tell the little boy about the "dick wad"


yourtruelover06 38M
1 post
5/5/2006 8:34 am

When it comes to the term "bitch" the definition is less likely accurate. The meaning might be close to reality, but a bitch is not someone that opens it too easily or gives it to anyone, but someone that pretends to be a diva and thinks like one, then lives like one. By the way, most men like the bitch than the "sainte nitouche", this a French euphorism for the pseudo good girl.


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