How to Have A Naughty Christmas  

SilkenKiera 37F   
393 posts
12/1/2005 9:16 am

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How to Have A Naughty Christmas

While finalizing my Christmas To Do list, my dirty mind started to wander. I came up with a list of ways that you can not only have a Merry Christmas, but a Naughty Christmas. It just may be what you need to add that extra pep in your step to get everything done on time. Feel Free to add to this list!


1. Borrow Rodolph's harness for a night.

2. Tack Mistletoe to your headboard.

3. Hang Christmas lights in your window in the

4. Learn how to wrap yourself in Christmas
Lights naked without burning yourself.

5. When carolers come to your door answer it
wearing nothing but a bow and a smile.

6. Learn all of the words to the song "Santa
Baby" and sing it for your partner while
naked and under the Christmas tree.

7. Drop condoms into the Salvation Army bucket
along with your dollar bills.

8. Tell everyone at your party that the egg nog
is spiked when it isn't, and see who gets
drunk by placebo. *Bonus* Suggest a game of
Strip Poker

9. Send everyone on your office email list a
link to AdultFriendFinder instead of a Christmas Greeting.
Show them what you really have been up to
when your office door was closed.

10. Instead of those lengthy cheery letters sent
to relatives showing what you've done this
year, list all of your shenanigans and
contacts made on AdultFriendFinder.

11. Learn how to make panties from tinsel.

12. Melt down the rest of the candles used
for decoration and use the wax for your

13. On December 31st, pay your Visa bill in full
while getting head. (When your close to

14. Use swinger club flyers as gift tags.

**This list is meant only for fun. It is not meant to take away from the true meaning of Christmas.

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
12/1/2005 10:23 am

7. Drop condoms into the Salvation Army bucket
along with your dollar bills.

Now in all the years I've been ringing the Salvation Army bell I don't think we ever got a condom.

(Princess Lips)

12/1/2005 10:29 am

I love this hon... WEG

jots down


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