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Bad Joke Wednesday
Bad Joke Wednesday
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.
The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break mething." He stops! and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him,
the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor!! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"
8/30/2006 3:46 am
lol - funny in a twisted way!!|
A blonde got a job at the Public Works. She was to paint lines down the centre of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or remain at an average of 2 miles per day to stay employed. The blonde agrees to the conditions and starts right away. The supervisor checking on the end of her first day, found she had completed 4 miles, double the average!
"Great," he told her,"I think you're really going to work out."
The next day he was disappointed to find she had only done 2 miles, but the supervisor thought,"Well she's still at the average and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll keep quiet."
The third day however, the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought,"I need to talk to her before this gets any worse."
The boss pulled his new employee in and says,"You were doing so great. The first day you did 4 miles, the second day 2 miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting the 2 mile minimum?"
The blonde replied,"Well each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the bucket."
8/30/2006 8:42 am
Pretty funny thanks for the chuckles........the Redneck[image]|