Women and Men  

ShyWhisper2006 53F
8597 posts
7/21/2006 7:51 pm
Women and Men

Women are like apples on trees.



The best ones are at the top of the tree.



Most men don't want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.



Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.



The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.



They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the - out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.

*smiles* and have a wonderful weekend



Hydragenias 56F

7/21/2006 10:46 pm

I must be one heck of a REALLY GREAT APPLE!


Hydragenias 56F

7/21/2006 10:48 pm

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the - out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


all I can say to that is: TOO FUNNY!

I should have waited till I got all the way down to the punchline before I posted my first comment, LOL


Jonny2polite 30M
6 posts
7/21/2006 11:30 pm

LOL

Nice, I love it


imaxtoy 33M
1289 posts
7/22/2006 12:45 pm

The apples that I love are the ones that choose to take a fall, putting all their trust in me to catch them.

imax, the toyed


SirMounts 102M

7/23/2006 4:32 pm

shy...
Well, when you do your stomping, make sure there aren't any... sour grapes. *winking*


SirMounts 102M

7/23/2006 4:34 pm

shy...
Well, when you do your stomping, take care that there isn't any... sour grapes. *winking*


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/24/2006 2:51 am

    Quoting Hydragenias:
    Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.

    They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the - out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


    all I can say to that is: TOO FUNNY!

    I should have waited till I got all the way down to the punchline before I posted my first comment, LOL
Hydragenias ....Uh huh...*giggles*...thanks for visiting...I am glad you liked it


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/24/2006 2:51 am

*smiles* I am glad you did...nice to see you again


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/24/2006 2:53 am

Yikes....
*thinks for a minute*
Dusty...do chainsaws like apples...or do apples like chainsaws? *giggles*


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/24/2006 2:55 am

    Quoting imaxtoy:
    The apples that I love are the ones that choose to take a fall, putting all their trust in me to catch them.
Oooh imaxtoy...I like that thought...rather risky and daring...*winks*


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/24/2006 2:58 am

    Quoting SirMounts:
    shy...
    Well, when you do your stomping, take care that there isn't any... sour grapes. *winking*
Oh SirMounts...a sour grape needs extra stomping...*giggles*...and they tend to make one have wrinkles from squishing your face up...*winks*


blue061245 70M
331 posts
7/24/2006 12:24 pm

ShyWhisper

After you have finished stomping your guys and getting them into a ferment, do you prefer them to be "sweet" or "dry" - or perhaps bubbly?


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/25/2006 3:07 am

    Quoting blue061245:
    ShyWhisper

    After you have finished stomping your guys and getting them into a ferment, do you prefer them to be "sweet" or "dry" - or perhaps bubbly?
Interesting question Blue...*smiles*
Well...bubbly would be nice...as their effervescence caresses my skin and makes me giggle....
And "dry"...I don't think so..as I tend not to be as stuffy or as serious as them ones...
And "sweet"...*smiles*..who would pass up a sweet one...not me as we all need some sweetness in our lives to counter balance that which tends to be "sour"...
thanks Blue...*smiles*


rm_lost938 53M

8/3/2006 6:02 am

I think you belong at the top of that tree luv,but why is it that I dont believe I could reach you if I tried? Anyway id probably be to busy getting off looking up your dress.lol loved it


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
8/3/2006 11:46 pm

    Quoting rm_lost938:
    I think you belong at the top of that tree luv,but why is it that I dont believe I could reach you if I tried? Anyway id probably be to busy getting off looking up your dress.lol loved it
Lost...you have made me blush...I don't think I would be at the top of the tree though...lol
My fear of heights , in no matter what form I would be...would prevent me I 'm afraid...*smiles*...Welcome to my blog...such a sweet comment...thank you


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