R U Sane?  

ShyBigGirl9 47F
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12/12/2005 10:16 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

R U Sane?

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be admitted.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub...then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"

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