a day off  

ShezaPleazer 36F
27 posts
11/30/2005 12:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

a day off

So I move into town a few weeks ago and I think Im finally to the point where Im not going to get lost driving to the post office in russellville... Ive been so caught up in getting used to the idea of arkansas and settling in that I havent even thought about meeting people... now its caught up to me and on this day to myself Im as bored as hell and thinking, I really need to get laid... I just moved from montana (home of the unabomber, militia and a whole lot of cows) and havent really had time to test the waters... the town was about the same size as russellville and I was living in a suburb roughly the size of dover... a few small differences... if you arent white youre a sore thumb, its hard not to be conservative and hardcore christian, and if you have any sexual preferences other than plane jane opposite sex... well you better learn the secret handshake... having moved from a large city and a polyamorous relationship, it was rather stifling and to say the least, sexually frustrating, to move to that town... and when I decided to become a deputy it didnt make things easier since I had the temptation of handcuffs on my belt and got to frisk my share of attractives but had to play good so they didnt send me out of town a cull... it took me almost 3 years to build up an alternative black book... and that consisted of all of 3 gurlies, 2 couples, and some men who knew how to "handle" me... even AdultFriendFinder didnt net me any real leads... how depressing... but now things are looking up for this little gurlie and I wont have to learn any new handshakes or secret passwords to have some fun... now if I could just get laid.......

Man_in_Maumelle 46M  
4 posts
11/30/2005 4:59 pm

Hi Sheza - welcome to Arkansas! I'm sure you will love it here! I have to laugh - the thought of you with handcuffs...oh my! Where do I sign up!! (*wink*) Look forward to meeting you at one of the parties, or anytime you're interested! -B

rm_lickmepretty 51F
851 posts
12/1/2005 12:07 am

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redhead121445 55M
5 posts
12/2/2005 2:48 am

hi sheaplezer,you will find someone so you can get laid. if i was in your neck of the woods,i would come over to lay you. im a 44 s/w/m from albany,ny..

rasungod22 58M  
77 posts
12/7/2005 5:18 am

From a former Yankee also, welcome to Arkansas.


pittypat3 68M/50F

12/12/2005 6:17 am

you my dear are a breathe of fresh air and i would truly like to meet you

Lov2Fuc22 43M

6/5/2006 7:43 pm

It seems like were almost neighbors ! Hope to meet you sometime as well would love to pleasure you any way you desire and anywhere as well !! Hugs and Kisses, J

terrier817 42F

7/18/2006 6:36 am

Hmmmm...did you bring the handcuffs with you to Russvegas?? lol

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