Email Bitch...  

Shameless_Biotch 48F
177 posts
7/12/2006 12:07 am

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8/3/2006 9:34 pm

Email Bitch...

OMG... can't you get a little more creative???
I get so many frickin emails, sometimes I have to turn off my pix for a few weeks, just so I can catch up!! I have them as filtered as best I can,( here on A FF, that menas INADEQUATELY) but I still get these moronic, boring, or just down right riduculous emails. So, following blogland goddesses before me, I have specified what I want out of the emails on my profile...wonder when the bitching, whining and name calling will begin (stuck up whore), it always does!

Let's just put it this way,
No pix or only dick pix=DELETE...
A stupid, boring subject line, like just "Hi" or "Hello" =DELETE....
People who only write (YELL) in caps, or who have no idea what capitalization or puncuation are=DELETE...
I am publishing this list in hope y'all will understand why you may not get a response to your emails/wink/invites...I don' have time to sit here for hours, sifting thru every single one, so I have standards that help me out.If that makes me stuck up or a bitch, so be it.


Get creative and make me stand up and take notice!! You'll be glad you did!

Glimmer_Man06 47M
3308 posts
7/12/2006 1:20 am

Well, judging from your profile pics and that trademark smile, I would also suggest to the gents writing to be more creative. It certainly appears as if you are worth the effort! Wish you luck!

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!

StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

7/12/2006 1:23 am

Oh whoops,,,but,I did just drop by to say hello and to check out your blog,,,So HELLO!!!!!!

Shameless_Biotch 48F

7/12/2006 8:43 am

Glimmer-- TY fir the betcha I'm worth it!!!!Welcome to my blog!

Still smokin---thanks for stopping by, that is one hot pic you got there!!

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/12/2006 9:53 am

I told you I'd be here o moraless wench Did I get your attention??
Any chance of a quickie then??

How creative would you like:

What do you consider the opportunities of cooperative consensual coupling of extremities, utilising my appendage to lock us into a position wherby passion may occur spontaneously?

That good enough? Wanna cock pic??

bustybettyboop 49F  
59325 posts
7/12/2006 3:55 pm

lmao..i totally agree 100% with u! hugz,busty

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?

qyxx 59F
3267 posts
7/12/2006 8:19 pm

Most of those obviously don't read the profiles, maybe they will read your blog advice.


rm_rooworld 47M

7/12/2006 9:11 pm

You tell them Shameless.

We talked about this the other night, I remember.
Why do guys think that just because this is a sex site that "Hey babe wannu fuck?" is going to set them apart from Each and Every Other Person on this SITE!

I hate to say this but funintheday2006 that is all you just said. You may have been creative in the wording but when it comes down to it all you asked was, "Wanna Fuck?"
The only image she sees is one of you humping her brains out until you're done and you're gone. Only guys like that shit! Hell, even if she said you were great, she's sitting there after you leave saying to herself, "What the fuck was that?"
Of course you want something sexual from her and so does every other person on this site who is interested in her.
OK, sorry for the rant funintheday2006 it's nothing personal AT ALL and I am not referring to you with what I say from here after. I appologize if I offended you. I meant nothing by it.

I have gotten emails from bisexual and gay men. They do exactly the same thing to me as I'm sure most men do to women. Why would I expect anything different? They ARE MEN! They give me one liners or just a "Hey what's goin' on?" ????? is all I can say to myself

I know I'm bashing men and I am one. but I empathize whith you ladies.

For 99% of the women out there sex begins above the neckline.
Get in their head. Tell them what you are going to do FOR them not TO them. You will get their attention and keep it.

For all you men who read this:
Tell her how after you became comfortable with each other you would slowly lean over and kiss her ever so softly on the lips, barely opening your mouth to gently caress her upper lip with your tongue. Then you would clasp your hand across the nape of her neck and genlty turn your finger tips toward the top of her head parting her golden locks. Run your hand against her scalp feeling the softest silky hair you have felt. Slowly turn your open hand into a clinched fist trapping her beautiful mane gaining total control of the beauty before you. Pull her toward you as if to kiss her passionately yet just as her lips faintly touch yours you pull her away. Then again teasing yet touching more of her pouting glistening lips. Draw her near again gently tracing her mouth. Her anticipation peaks as you part her lips with your tongue caressing her lips with yours. Pulling away again, seeming to take an eterinty but encompassing a brief moment in time, you pull back and down with your hand exposing the satin flesh of her neck. You kiss, lick and breathe your wants and desires as your tongue traces its way to her ear telling her how sexy she is and you want to experience her every smell, taste every succulent inch of the woman she is, become one to feel the sensation of every inch of her body as she is overcome with a writhing ear splitting, earth shattering orgasm!

...and we didn't even take off one piece of clothing!!

For you my dear...Shamless,

Shameless_Biotch 48F

7/12/2006 11:07 pm

great description, but you left out " you look over her shoulder to watch for police..."LOL....was it really that silky????
What a perfect first date!

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