Lets have some fun - part two  

Sexysluttylady 48F
532 posts
10/11/2005 3:12 am

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Lets have some fun - part two

Here you go with part 2 - hope it makes you smile

1. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

2. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That soundslike Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."

3. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

4. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?"
"Don't you start."

5. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

7. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

8. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my
Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.

9. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

10. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other
one off.

11. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

12. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
10/11/2005 5:45 am

Thanx for the laugh

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

rm_dark_strike 32M
4 posts
10/12/2005 12:41 am

had a good laugh angel... hope to see you soon!

barabond 42M
13 posts
10/12/2005 8:35 am

Thanks for the laugh joke for you hun mwahhh xxxxxxxxxx and get in touch new to this site so be seeing ya ..........

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke. 'Golf Course or Intercourse?', I ask. She says, 'Wear your sweater.'"

goodlooking850 62M
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11/1/2005 12:06 pm


rm_gary05321 49M

11/1/2005 3:51 pm

See, now you've got them all at it...

I met a blocke that sets crossword puzzles. Can't remember his name; it was P-something-T-something-something.

Gary x

kunnaboo69 55M/59F

11/4/2005 1:53 pm

lets have some fun-part two use post 113997

Bigiron79 37M
1 post
11/6/2005 1:58 am

i want to have internet sex with you

rm_wallfox 63M
1 post
11/9/2005 2:36 pm

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GiggleBite 57M

11/21/2005 1:06 am

    Quoting Bigiron79:
    i want to have internet sex with you
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