Lets have some fun - part one  

Sexysluttylady 48F
532 posts
10/9/2005 1:35 pm

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Lets have some fun - part one

A friend has very kindly said I can use these in my posts - so here you go - part 1 - hope you enjoy

1. Two blondes walk into a building.......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Watch out for part 2 coming soon........


nobrains1000 50M
7 posts
10/9/2005 7:32 pm

What is the essential differnce between a clitoris and a pub?
.....most blokes can find their own way to the boozer.


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rm_edelatorre 38M
1 post
10/29/2005 9:39 pm

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malfnksionman 41M

10/30/2005 7:13 pm

I think this lady is fine. I wish I could only...see... her face.


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