Good old Yorkshire rhyme and reason!  

Sexysluttylady 48F
532 posts
7/14/2005 3:56 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Good old Yorkshire rhyme and reason!

Hmmmmm - I've noticed that a lot of people are using poetry in their blogs and have decided to have a go myself with a bit of true Yorkshire poetry

So here goes.....

There was a cow
Stood on a hill
It was not there today .....
It must have shifted!

LMAO - bet you weren't expecting THAT!!!


weaponA 58M
58 posts
7/14/2005 9:48 am

Don't give up your day job..lol!


geespot1974 42M
1 post
7/14/2005 1:00 pm

ur rite, i wernt expectin that


rm_pricey4 54M
5 posts
7/21/2005 1:30 pm

well if it is not there now could have been nicked you can trust nobody thesedays


starlight_runner 39F

7/21/2005 3:03 pm

It might on the other hand have been made into beefburgers.


Priapeo 46M

7/22/2005 5:30 pm

When I read Hmmmmm - I've noticed that a lot of people are using poetry in their blogs and have decided to have a go myself with a bit of true Yorkshire poetry, my legs trembled and i thought "hell! another innocent victim on Euterpe's altar"... but then... i'm relieved to know that the disease can be stopped!

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


expatbrit49 62M

7/25/2005 1:44 pm

PMSL, good one

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_sunlover198 52M
3 posts
7/26/2005 2:10 pm

the cow had gone off the hill
and in it's place there stood a bull
the cow had not been shifted
that cow had been shafted!


rm_jimbo151000 58M
7 posts
7/28/2005 6:30 am

the bull's now gone
this we don't mind
shame about the pile
that's been left behind

might have been a goverment meeting place!


rm_wider1974 42M

8/21/2005 2:48 pm

a farmer lived in huddersfield
he had a cow that would not yield
the reason why it wouldn't yield ?
it didn't like it's udder's field


GiggleBite 57M

9/4/2005 8:10 pm

Done in me best yorkshire accent of the late lamented Amos Brierly !!!

Aye, A cup of tea`s a funny thing,
It doesnt sing or shout,
It sits there looking pretty,
and sometimes slops about.

( God its late!!! can you tell??,,,LOL )


PeterP54 51M
2 posts
9/5/2005 3:23 pm

Your poetry is very fine/ How I wish that it were mine/ But now use verse to tell us more/ Of how your leave your lovers sore/ With their cocks worn out and their balls all raw/ Then I will celebrate one more time/Your sexual conquests all in rhyme.
PeterP


PeterP54 51M
2 posts
9/5/2005 3:27 pm

Marvellous!! A truly amazing contribution to erotic literature. Well done Peter P.
Devoted fan and literary critic


GiggleBite 57M

10/5/2005 6:15 am

2nd sign is hairs growing on the palms of your hand

3rd sign is looking for them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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