Women over 30  

SexyT12078 48F
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5/6/2006 2:02 pm
Women over 30

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and

for those who are

turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving

into their 30's ,and

the males that know these women. This was written by

Andy Rooney from

CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most

of all. Here are

just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of

the night to

ask, What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what

you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,

she doesn't sit

around whining about it. She does something she

wants to do. And, it's

usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be

assured in who she

is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few

women past the age of

30 give a damn what you might think about her or

what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a

screaming match with you

at the opera or in the middle of an expensive

restaurant. Of course, if

you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if

they think they can

get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often

undeserved. They know what

it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce

you to her women

friends. A younger woman with a man will often

ignore even her best

friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other

women. Women over 30

couldn't care less if you're attracted to her

friends because she knows

her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to

confess your sins to a

woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red

lipstick. This is not true

of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30

is far sexier than

her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell

you right off if you

are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't

ever have to wonder

where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of


Unfortunately, its not reciprocal. For every

stunning, smart,

well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,

paunchy relic in yellow

pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old

waitress. Ladies, I

apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the

cow when you can get

the milk for free".

Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are

against marriage,


Because women realize it's not worth buying an

entire pig, just to get a

little sausage

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