Some funny quotes  

SexyT12078 48F
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6/27/2006 9:27 am

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6/27/2006 2:37 pm

Some funny quotes

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship." --Sharon Stone

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I
(Annie Hall)

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss, author and illustrator of 'The Cat In The Hat'

buddhamike 105M
7006 posts
6/27/2006 11:18 am

Great quotes. Thanks for sharing.

amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
6/27/2006 11:28 am

Thankyou. These are all good quotes. I enjoyed them.

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

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