This is for the Ladies in Houston & its Surrounding Areas  

SexyRycheBabe 44F
1292 posts
5/20/2006 7:57 pm

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This is for the Ladies in Houston & its Surrounding Areas

FYI: I used to live in League City and I went to school in Clear Lake. I guess that means I'm a combo Barbie.

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the Houston Metro market.

Galleria Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold in Uptown Park. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter house.Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. NOTE: Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Sugar Land / Katy Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching velour gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.

Greenspoint Barbie
This recently paroled Ba! rbie com es with a 9 mm handgun, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably small, untraceable bills.

The Woodlands Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included is her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Friendswood/League City Barbie
Short, highly tanned and ready to land a husband, we meant get an education. Comes with standard issue UT shorts with "U of T" printed largely on the butt. Also comes wearing latest "themed" sorority party T-shirt, hair in pony tail and a gaggle of similar looking friends, each carrying the latest in "knock off" Kate Spade bags. Honda Civic, undecided major and drunken backward hat Frat Ken sold separately.

Dickinson/Texas City/Santa Fe/Splendora Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr., CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Clear Lake Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard print spandex outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends on her boat. Percocet prescription available.

Pasadena Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Baytown Barbie's (discontinued) house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

West University Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight faded blue hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two West U Barbies, and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Sharpstown Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Harrisburg/Navigation Barbie
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Skippers in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a cowboy hat, shovel and work gloves. Ken comes with his own 1979 Ford pickup with a Telemundo bumper sticker, tinted windows, and Our Lady of Guadalupe rear window stickers. Truck is painted primer gray, but wheels and rims are not available. Comes with cement blocks. Green cards are not available for Navigation Barbie or Ken.

Montrose Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
5/20/2006 11:44 pm

That is too funny! I love it.


SexyRycheBabe 44F
820 posts
5/21/2006 8:21 pm

The funniest part is that it's really true!

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
5/22/2006 11:59 am

I'm sure it is! I hope you don't mind, but I made a modified version of the Portland Metro and sent it to some friends. I hope they enjoyed mine as much as I enjoyed yours.

BTW, I found it interesting to read about your "experiment" on your profile, and that your e-mails went down so much. Did you expect that kind of drastic change?


SexyRycheBabe 44F
820 posts
5/22/2006 1:43 pm

tires: I wasn't sure what to expect as far as exact numbers, per se, but I just knew that it would go down once I mentioned love, commitment and strings.

The thing that gets me about this site is that the word discrete is used in every other profile -- even with the single dudes!!!! Which to me, just shows that it's all about the forbiddenness (& the secrecy) of the situation even more so than the sexual content.

It's about the illusion of something (whatever that illusion is for each person) also, I think, because as soon as I took down my boob pic and put up a face pic ... my emails dropped again. Some would say that it's the picture that's a turn-off but I don't agree. I mean, granted, if I were a stick-figure skinny girl the interest would be there all the same and while I'm a heavy girl, I am by no means an ugly girl so that's why I don't think its the pic. I think by putting up my face pic for all to see, it's an erosion of even more of that mystery and the forbidden & secret elements.

I have nothing to hide. I think that scares a lot of the people who are on here to strictly get laid.

(People are going to have no idea what we're talking about!)

SexyRycheBabe 44F
820 posts
5/22/2006 1:44 pm

I should back up and say that I didn't write that "Barbie" thing. I don't know who did but it wasn't me. Are you kidding? I don't have that much time to come up with all of those things!

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
5/22/2006 5:22 pm

I agree with you on your speculations about your profile. The taboo factor has alot to do with it, I'm sure.

Now what does surprise me though is that you say your e-mails went down again after taking down the boob pic. I find that strange, because if I were single and looking, I would be more likely to respond to your ad with the face pic up than the boob pic. Not that there's anything wrong with your boob pic, I remember it well. But for me, there's two things...

1. I love your smile.

2. I, too, don't have anything to hide. Therefore, that same quality in others is also attractive.

SexyRycheBabe 44F
820 posts
5/22/2006 9:37 pm

tires: Thank you for the compliment on the smile. But as for your comment about being single and looking and responding to ads with face pics... that's the way you see it. I still think that even the guys on here who say they're single (in particular the ones who want "discretion") aren't in it for meeting and getting to know someone. It's all about the P-word. You know what P word I reference. Which is totally fine. Its just not what I'm into right now.

SexyRycheBabe 44F
820 posts
5/22/2006 10:30 pm

Tires: I had this thought while brushing my teeth a minute ago... maybe it would be better to say this:

The guys want the payoff (sex) without the social interaction (dinner, drinks, movie, dating) involved.

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
5/23/2006 9:01 pm

I understand what you mean. But's let me say that in my opinion, and I repeat, my opinion, those guys are the ones who don't have their own face pic on site. Those (men) who say they want discretion, will take the payoff first over the discretion, because I don't think many of them have been laid in months.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
5/23/2006 9:08 pm

BTW, while we're on the subject, I thought I'd invite you over to take a look at an old post of mine titled and to add to an already great post... I think you'll enjoy it at least for a bit of a laugh if anything.

rm_sluggo992 51M
48 posts
6/2/2006 7:51 pm

I've seen one of these for San Antonio. Substitute The Dominion for Galleria, Kirby for Greeenspoint, Alamo Heights for Clear Lake, etc. I see too many Dickinson/Texas City Barbies in my neighborhood ...

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