Out of the Mouth of my Babe...  

SexyRycheBabe 45F
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1/7/2006 9:46 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Out of the Mouth of my Babe...

I have to give a little backstory before I can tell you what my son said this morning.

Since about the age of 2, I made him some rules. Rules in which to live his life by, if you will. As he gets older, they can be broken down into further detail; but, for a toddler, I decided to keep it simple. They are, as follow:

1. No drinking
2. No smoking
3. No drugs
4. Only one girlfriend at a time
5. Do well in school
6. Don't talk to strangers

About 6 months ago, I added Nos. 5 & 6.

Today, he has the following conversation with his cousin:

Mine: ___________, remember our rules?
Cousin: (doesn't respond)
Mine: No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, have lots of girls to eat.

Now, it's so funny. When he said it, I about came undone simply because it sounds like something one or both of my brothers has said to him.

Have lots of girls to eat! I can already feel the trouble brewing!

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