My Sign  

SexyRycheBabe 45F
1292 posts
12/15/2005 12:17 pm

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My Sign


I came across this "Signs and Sex" post by pleasureyourclit today. It has your astrological sign and the sex characteristics of it. It's pretty funny, actually.

So, here's mine:

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Best in bed. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants.

ME AS THIS CAPRICORN
Sassy. CHECK
Intelligent. CHECK CHECK
Sexy. OK... I'LL TAKE IT.
Predict future. WHAT THE???????????
Irrestible, awesome kisser. YUP. 'TIS TRUE.
Best in bed. (pretend to be surprised!) WELLLLL... IF YOU INSIST.
Great talker. HMMMMM... NOT SO MUCH. NOT IN BED ANYWAY
Always gets what he or she wants. THAT'S A NEW ONE TO ME. LOTS OF THINGS I'VE WANTED, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN.

This was fun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the link to her email so you can check yours.
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Satyr48 68M
1778 posts
12/15/2005 1:16 pm

Thanks... I'm a Sag, and I guess it's right

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. High sex appeal.
good in bed. Rare to find. Good when found.
Outstanding kisser.Loves being in long relationships.

My wife is a Taurus and, when she was sexually active, this was an UNDERSTATEMENT! Especially the "freak in bed" part! Any wonder why I miss it?

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long
relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as fuck.

Pleasing women in unbelievable ways for 45 years...
You could be next...


docdirk 47M

12/15/2005 5:21 pm

Wouldn't it be great, one time, to read where one of the signs just downrights sucks at something? (Unless it was your own sign.) You know:

Can get it up/wet if life depended on it
Lays there like a sack of disinterested laundry
Checks watch frequently to see if its close to over
Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a winning Poweball ticket!

Of course, that's nont me! I'm a Picses...

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention.
Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely wired but in a good way

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


SexyRycheBabe 45F
820 posts
12/16/2005 6:50 am

docdirk: I'm with you. Maybe these sex signs apply to someone AT SOME POINT in their lives ... not ALL the time! (?) It's an idea, right?

Personally, I believe that we can all think those things about ourselves, whether they're true or not.

Plus, I think there should be that "great excuse" category. You know: I know I'm best in bed but because YOU'RE so bad, I just wasn't up to par this time.

earleybird2000: Hmmmm... I hadn't thought about that!! I don't know that a dildo would give us exactly the kind of feedback we're seeking here. I don't know ... we could always line up a bunch of willing cocks and take it from there. Around here, you know we'd get about 150 volunteers in about 15 seconds. Don't you think that would be more fun? LOL

The one issue I had is that several of the signs had to have the last word. HELLO. I am QUEEN of wanting to have the last word!! Now I ask you, since I'm the best talker shouldn't I have the last word?


nightnsa 48M  
415 posts
12/16/2005 7:12 am

hang in their on the job situation it will get better...


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
12/16/2005 7:18 am

Well I am aries, it sorta hit it but not quite
my hubby is a virgo, it sorta hit him close the always horny part..hehehe

now my best friend is a leo, wham it hit it on the head...LOL

thank you for posting this, it was fun to read these

hugs and smiles
bct


SexyRycheBabe 45F
820 posts
12/16/2005 7:58 am

nightnsa: Thanks. It's already better. Since I am no longer in denial of the "big" picture for my career-options. Seriously, I can make more money as a court reporter (or even a closed-captionist) than those idiots looking to hire yesterday. That's getting "it", big time!!

Bct2Esi: What does your screen name mean? LOL When I see BCT, I think ball and cock torture. Hey, if that's what you like ... I say go for it!!! I have a friend who is a Leo and I didn't think it matched her AT ALL. Esp. the quiet and smart part. She's not stupid, by any means... just not all that sharp-smart.


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