Laughing Myself Silly  

SexyRycheBabe 45F
1292 posts
12/19/2005 5:30 pm

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Laughing Myself Silly

I was thinking that I needed to get Christmas cards out in the mail tomorrow. I was thinking to myself that I should send one to Idiot and write "see what you're missing?" as my message.

Well, then I got to thinking and expressed this verbally to my mother and sister that I should send him a card that says: "Dear Shithead. Eat shit and choke on it." Or die or some other variation of that particular theme.

Then, my sisters pipes up and says that she sells fake doggy doo at her work and that she could get me some if I wanted it. So then I got to thinking that I could simply send that.

That was the funny part. Well, to me anyway. It's kind of coming out dry here but still funny to me in the moment.

Then I called a girlfriend and told her the idea. She said that to do that would reduce me to his level and that she expects me to act more classy than that. She's right, of course. Damnit!!! Plus, as she reminded me, it would just open up the communication lines again and I really don't want that happening. No matter how funny it would be to send someone doggy do in the mail.

Leave it to her to burst my bubble & return me to reality.

rm_sluggo992 51M
48 posts
12/20/2005 7:02 am

Be careful ... in some countries, giving poop is a sign of affection!

SexyRycheBabe 45F
820 posts
12/20/2005 10:13 am

No, the message would be verrrrrrrrryyyyyyy clear to him!! As it should be!!

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