CATHOLIC GASOLINE................  

SexGoddess2901 51F
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8/13/2006 6:16 pm

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8/15/2006 12:34 pm

CATHOLIC GASOLINE................

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out
Making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of
Gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some
Gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had
Been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not
To wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in
Her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she
Was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station,
Filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from
Across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If
It starts, I'm turning Catholic.


timberwolf6972 44M

8/13/2006 6:59 pm

I've seen this joke before but it's still funny. {=}


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