My cock done doodle did  

Seriously_Real 48M
1458 posts
7/17/2006 2:53 pm

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My cock done doodle did

Okay, fine. Maybe the last post was a little cryptic, even by Mr. Cryptic's standards. I was in a weakened state from being, literally at times, tied to the bed by a Succubus all weekend. And more than one bed.

All of which led me to do a little complaining. See, it IS possible for men to get sore from prolonged and vigorous usage of the Unit. And I am fucking sore. Literally. (And dehydrated.) That's kinda where the prior post was going with most of that.

That is NOT the point of THIS post. The point of this post is that I told her in an IM that I was a bit sore. This is an actual transcript of what ensued:

She: I'm sorry I broke you. I really don't want to do that.

Me: Not broke....just highly exercised

She: Your little trooper is plum worn out?

She: Mr. Happy ain't so happy?

She: Little Seriously is a bit worse for wear?

She: Little soldier won't salute?

She: Does the junior partner need a recess?

She: Does your little quarterback need to sit out a play?

She: The boy scout isn't prepared?

She: The headlining act won't be performing any encores anytime soon?

She: Your lightsaber's batteries wore out?

She: Even if it got run up the flagpole, you wouldn't be saluting.

She: ::::thinking::::

She: Already used the salute one...damnit....

She: Little Seriously needs a time out?

She: Took a lickin' but couldn't keep tickin'?

She: Got bit off more than he was chewed?

She: Your submarine needs some time in drydock?

She: Your sausage is a little overcooked?

She: ::::still thinking::::

She: The noodle's a little al dente?

She: Your soda lost its carbonation?

She: Your mansword is dulled?

She: Wait...

She: Not done.

She: Your pocket rocket burned up after reentry.

She: Your joystick ain't so joyful.

She: Mongoose found your trouser snake?

She: Your cock done doodle-did.


Me: okay, that's the best of all. And I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO blogging this.

And so I am.

--Seriously

p.s.: She's got nothing to worry about....All-Stars know how to play with pain....this punch-drunk fighter's about to leave and answer the bell for Round 3 and Round 4....


TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
7/17/2006 3:18 pm

OK, that was just too funny. Rest up


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:32 pm:
I do the best I can...I'm better now.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/17/2006 3:38 pm

Your secret sauce aint such a secret anymore? Sorry, its too hot and Im losin it.


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:33 pm:
That's not bad....

elbman 41M  
2566 posts
7/17/2006 5:10 pm

All-Stars also use "performance enhancing substances"; looks like you better turn to the juice if your running out of steam after two rounds of a twelve round main event.....or do it like a young Tyson; and knock her the hell out......

Disclaimer: Mr. Seriously does not promote the use of little blue pills; that would require a contract and substantial financial gains and a free supply of said product.


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:34 pm:
No, it wasn't two rounds of main event...it was several main events in a row over the course of days....and long rounds...and....sigh.

Blue pill -- BAD IDEA. Major soreness.

PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
7/17/2006 6:57 pm

Little blue pills will not make you any less sore, in fact I have it on good authority that they generally lead to an increase in time in the game, length of service and therefore increased soreness. But far be it from us succubi to complain should our victims wish to use enchancements, tools or any other pleasure inducement. Glad things are soaring along nicely!
{=}LeeAnn


Kisses,
LA


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:34 pm:
You have GOT to be right....and sore isn't what i need.

JustaSeeker 105F

7/17/2006 7:08 pm

Oh, but those little blue pills work. I mean, just when the man thinks he can't take it anymore (er, I mean, give it) VOILA...he's baaack... It's the greatest invention ever!!!


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:35 pm:
You are missing the point, darlin....It ain't the lead in the pencil it's the sore pencil. Blue pill -- BAD IDEA.

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
7/17/2006 10:20 pm

She's got you beat in more than one way my friend!!

Frangi x

P.S How come everyone knows so much about the "Little Blue pills"...


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:36 pm:
I ain't got nothing to say to that....

endowed_4_fun 41M
113 posts
7/18/2006 1:20 am

Lightsabers use batteries???


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:36 pm:
Hers is solar powered, so I'm told.

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
7/18/2006 4:03 am

Well, you aren't brain-dead enough to have trouble typing so she might get a few more hours of use out of you yet....


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:37 pm:
And she did....dammit....

rm_turtleBurp 44F
1273 posts
7/18/2006 6:07 am

Wow, how did you know they were thinking moments and not your turn to speak moments... this is beyond most mens' capabilities... are you real???


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:38 pm:
I am real, darling. Seriously real.

fantasylover_05 62M

7/18/2006 12:34 pm

Get back in there and kick soem ASS!!! LOL LOL LOL

(wish I had that problem


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:38 pm:
Yeah I know. It's not the worst thing in the world....

Smooth_GaL 34F
424 posts
7/18/2006 7:13 pm

Ohhh she sounds like a darling.... can i keep her (well then maybe u might get some rest time)

{=}Smooth{=}


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:38 pm:
YOU CANNOT HAVE HER! MINE MINE MINE!

Sailor376 62M
2288 posts
7/18/2006 9:50 pm

"Got bit off more than he was chewed" I loved it!

What a prize she is! It is certainly bragging and the real gold medal goes to your tortuous partner. May some day I be so flayed! LOl LOl

Dean


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:39 pm:
She's damn sure a prize. And I WIN I WIN I WIN!

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
7/18/2006 10:42 pm

I heard it would fall off.
ger


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:39 pm:
I was hoping for something more helpful from you.

sexyariesgirl 57F

7/19/2006 4:19 am

hee hee

Power To FOK


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:40 pm:
Oh sure. Laugh laugh. It isn't YOUR unit that's hurt.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
7/19/2006 7:24 am

sigh... maybe one day, I too, can bitch about having too much sex.


Seriously_Real replies on 7/19/2006 8:42 pm:
Yeah, I know. I suck.

eclecticsoul4u 56F
942 posts
7/19/2006 8:53 pm

Coconut oil!!! Has a higher temp tolerance than olive oil.
Go to it young lovers.


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