I give up.  

Seriously_Real 48M
1458 posts
5/31/2006 10:11 pm

Last Read:
6/2/2006 5:08 pm

I give up.

You people are good.

You're real good.


And I thought I was going to get away with it, too.

Well, okay then. I give up.


She's not real. Seriously, not real. She's my imaginary coping mechanism. And after pretending to have my way with her for the past two hours, and after a long and much needed imaginary cigarette, I came to the conclusion that I just can't keep up the charade any more.

You know me too well. How did you know?

I qive up.

Consider The Lawyer kicked to the imaginary curb. I just hope now that she doesn't pretend to stalk me.


PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
5/31/2006 10:31 pm

You have been a Seriously bad boy and are in need of a good spanking. Yes, that's it, I hear by find you in contempt of Blog Court and sentence you to 50 lashes with a wet noodle of my choosing, now step your sexy butt into my chambers!
I've been jumping around naked on your Blog bed for days and you're pretending to get laid, trying to make your poor shameless Prom date jealous, for shame!...LMAO


Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:15 am:
I like the idea of the spanking, Prom Date...

elbman 41M  
2566 posts
5/31/2006 10:56 pm

Imaginary drive by's....by imaginary stalkers....seeing imaginary lovers....boiling imaginary bunny rabbits....

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
5/31/2006 11:00 pm

WTF? Is this true?
Coming from the last post, I am just so confused. I don't know...I read you and believe what you say to be the truth...so I am well, just confused.

Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:16 am:
It's a coping mechanism to joke about my supposed coping mechanism, honey. It's all good and just my way of telling everyone to chill the fuck out. Love you...

Mermaidslut 49F

5/31/2006 11:16 pm

.... what happened to the penguins?

Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:16 am:
I did not imagine them.

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
5/31/2006 11:28 pm

Perfect... absolutely perfect. Glad that the cig with intention is usable. So glad I sided with Justa on this one. We didn't get wrapped up in it now did we?

Twisting... with laughter


Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:16 am:
It's what happens when you throw yourself into your blog. I can understand and appreciate it. Time will tell, as in all things.

TripleHARD3 56M

6/1/2006 1:47 am

food 4 thought

i cannot imagine what keeps u going....i presume size really does matter especially that awe inspiring fan club of yours...i wish i could be in your shoes if only for a day....u truly r magnetic considering my attraction....i will shut up now...


Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:17 am:
Yes, please do...jackass....heh.

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/1/2006 2:16 am



You really had me going there.

But hey, as the saying goes every once in a while you have to let your imagination run wild.LOL!!!

Lady Bambi

Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:18 am:
Oh, see? this is the problem. People actually believe everything I say, and shit. This was just my way of telling everyone to chill the fuck out. But now I've done it with less sillines..

Smooth_GaL 34F
424 posts
6/1/2006 3:36 am

Believes what ever you say but some how ure begining to make me have a very disturbing feeling bout you.. Understand that it's hard times on you but yet ..... No comment

*Sits in a corner and tries to figure serious a lil more *


Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:18 am:
Relax, Smooth. It was a joke. Just a silly little way of telling everyone to chill the fuck out.

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/1/2006 4:27 am

Be careful what you say and do in this time of fighting to overcome.
Tread carefully, babe.

Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:19 am:
Sweetie, in the middle there is always a struggle. Right now my struggle is to get the people who love me to understand that I have not lost my mind. Trust me when I tell you, I have not lost my mind.

MoonRise9 58M

6/1/2006 4:41 am

Charade, what charade??
White man, what you mean? What part of "ALL" do you think is made up?
In your mind or in ours?
Lawyer Lady at Caribou ?
SexyDisaster wherever ?
Talk about a case of identity theft....
And layers upon layers of coverup . . . .
And there's that looming "June 14" you dropped a while ago...

Seriously, I'm enjoying the dance
Keep spinning, just be careful you don't get dizzy and fall over,
You don't want to hit that pretty head of yours . . .
Though mussing your hair a bit might get you laid quicker...

sexyariesgirl 57F

6/1/2006 5:45 am

Well damn!

Power To FOK

Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/1/2006 6:17 am

WTF - isn't there something against that kind of shit in the man rules?

Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:21 am:
I was just trying to tell everyone to chill the fuck out, man. It's all good. See the next post.

Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/1/2006 6:51 am

LOL...I read the next post. You got to understand you are like the relationship poster boy. To some it is almost as addictive as a daytime soap.

As long as it is all good with you we'll keep tuning in.

Seriously_Real replies on 6/1/2006 6:56 am:
I know. It is the hazard people face about being honest about their whole life on the blogs. This place has kept me alive, sober and more or less sane. I owe it to people who love me to be totally honest in all things. Right now, I understand why people freak out when they see that I've found someone I like. I get that. But they don't understand that I've not resumed a pattern, so I've got to deal with that honestly.

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/2/2006 2:39 pm

Good, bc I was going to change your name to Seriously Obsessive ....


Seriously_Real replies on 6/2/2006 5:09 pm:
Moi? Obsessive? Moi?

Surely you almost jest....

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