Cork Screw Or Screw Cock... Whos Cumming?  

Serenely_Yours 116
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6/25/2006 2:46 am

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Cork Screw Or Screw Cock... Whos Cumming?

I was at a party last night. The host was desperately looking for a corkscrew to open a bottle of wine. After half an hour, he still could not find. Nearly no wine. Whaddahell for a man who drinks wine but no cockscrew. So some guys told him to screw the cock with something else right or they would get his cock to screw another guy's backside.

I was just sitting there picturing funny, erotic images in my mind. What are the chances to turn the party into an orgy? Not even there yet.

Just in time, I heard a girlfriend shouted, "Cumming... Oh yea... Its cumming, cumming quick! Thats right, oh yea, thats right!!!"

Whaddafuck had gotten there! Cocks and pussies, screwing each other behind? So I turned to see and realised that she and a few girlfriends were actually fanning and hysterically screaming at the sight of fire for the barbecue.

I was thinking, those who were just watching and chatting, did horny thoughts come to their mind? For all the commotions had started, well, I was somehow affected. Horny and restless, ended up in the shower, digga myself a little to satisfy that desire.



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devitruvianman 39M
71 posts
8/17/2006 4:33 am

we are in the same league!


devitruvianman 39M
71 posts
8/17/2006 4:33 am

hahaha!


rm_whiskey312 45M
2 posts
6/30/2006 3:48 am

hi serene the thoughts u had isnt unusual... i had horny thoughts juz abt every occasion haha...wish could hav been there though to make u feel lot better{there meaning the toilet not the bbq hehe} cheers


Serenely_Yours replies on 7/1/2006 1:08 am:
Maybe. Another opportunity.

rm_kenny36sg 43M
31 posts
6/29/2006 12:54 pm

thx for u to view my blog.... wish u will contact me again...


elexcitarcouple 45M/41F  
228 posts
6/29/2006 10:27 am

Dear Ann,
Please let me enlighten you are not alone!! I am sure there are lotsa ppl out there ho has the same amount of hormones up in their heads as well. I for one has been told to hv imaginative minds. I can almost associate anything wif intimacy too. I could feel a woman holding my *beep* while she changing gears during driving. I see some mothers feeding their infant in milk bottle and I imagine I am sucking her tit,I see some housewife choosing cucumber as if they are vibrators etc lol..I tell them I am just plain highly sexual instead of imaginative. Gud thing u went for shower instead of rippin ya clothes off or diggin someone's pants..lol


Serenely_Yours replies on 7/1/2006 12:54 am:
Of cuz.
We aint strangers to such thang.

devilducky26 34M

6/29/2006 7:08 am

i guess i've been goin to the wrong places (: though that barbeque sounds more like a tease than anything else haha. kudos to you for takin the, er... bulls by the horn when you got home d:


Serenely_Yours replies on 7/1/2006 12:48 am:
Not a problem at all.

lund0069 47M

6/27/2006 2:09 am

heeh...it happens quite often actually...once a female friend of mine nonchanlty while talking of playing doubles said "lets play 4some"...

never got the guts till todate to ask her what she really meant


Serenely_Yours replies on 6/28/2006 6:28 am:
You should have asked on the spot and hear her answer. She could be dropping some hints.

rm_Blinded1969 38M
916 posts
6/26/2006 3:22 am

LOL, everyone will have that ideas lah babe... its just normal, abnormal if they who dont LOL


Serenely_Yours replies on 6/28/2006 6:25 am:
Of cuz.

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/26/2006 1:39 am

Annie,
Serene_Ann

Hell,whatta party.That's the kind I need to go to.LOL

Why don't you drop by our blog site @

imLadyBambi

You might just get a good laugh or two out of it.If ya do decide to visit please leave a comment so I'll know you were there.Thanks!!

Lady B.


Serenely_Yours replies on 6/28/2006 5:38 am:
Oh I will. Thanks!

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
6/25/2006 5:55 pm

Ann, you are so cute.... sorry... adorable is the better word. Nope, I won't have erotic thoughts during a bbq coz it's usually damn hot, and I'll be busy fanning myself. But showers... hmmm... yup... feeling the water running over me, and rubbing soap on myself are such enjoyable actions for me all the times.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


Serenely_Yours replies on 6/28/2006 5:33 am:
I was really feeling lazy and slacking at one corner watching every movement. Tired from the fun I had earlier. So when I got nothing better to do, weird, funny or horny thoughts will start forming in my head. Who cares about the hot pit outside anyway!

rm_Eric0072005 51M
254 posts
6/25/2006 5:24 pm

Ann,

Your Situation Awareness is on Erotic Setting. Seems you will normally interpret things in this light. Hard to change.

Makes me think of one incident years ago.
I was helping to lift a heavy box with another guy. My female - married - colleague was by my side. I was huffing and puffing innocently as I lifted and she gave an embarassed smile - teeth showing.
What the hell ? I thought. She's smiling as I was struggling.
Then it dawned on me - Oh - I sounded like her husband cumming.

Not aroused at that time. This thought stayed on my mind and made me want to bonk her some time.


Serenely_Yours replies on 6/28/2006 5:28 am:
Oh yeah Eric Dear, its hard for a mind like mine to change. Everything and all the time, I tend to associate my sights with an erotic mind. Thats what I called, DIRTY MIND !!! So BEHAVE BEHAVE, I remind myself. Or I will be turning into craze!!!

rm_kenny36sg 43M
31 posts
6/25/2006 11:55 am

oh... if i am there i will hv the same thought as u... hehe...


Serenely_Yours replies on 6/28/2006 5:18 am:
Definitely for people like us!

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