... what do u get from sex?  

Serenely_Yours 116
10210 posts
7/8/2006 8:07 pm

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... what do u get from sex?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."


Im not sure if ladies or even men are asking something out of sex. Do you ever thought that "Oh, Im having sex with him/her now. Giving one good hell of a time and Im going to make a request from him/her now for THAT something in my mind... The person can be your husband or wife. Or a lover. IM NOT TALKING ABOUT PROSTITUTION !!! The thing is when a person is at a high point in that intense moment, we can take adventage of the weakness to make one commit to an agreement, probably materialistically.

Do you think so?

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devitruvianman 39M
71 posts
8/17/2006 3:56 am

what do i get from sex? i get to unload my cum into her mouth coz she likes to swallow of course, we get mutual satisfaction from one another.

Priapeo 46M

7/13/2006 8:12 am

quote: ... what do u get from sex?

A sound sleep... zzzzzzzzz.....

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

Serenely_Yours 116
9198 posts
7/12/2006 1:16 am

goodtry - Its just an idea that come to my mind. I really have no clue if people do that, maybe for the skin trade?

lund0069, funsassy, crashburnt - That is really something. You guys really got all these quirky ideas.

Notticara, Honeydewy - I have been thinking if I should try it on my hubby. I think he would just laugh it off and say Im crazy.

mindz0ne - the "too many perspectives I'm confused!" chinese sausage - OK. I did not know about this joke here. Interesting. And your sign-off.

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Serenely_Yours 116
9198 posts
7/12/2006 12:57 am

    Quoting rm_naerxo8989:
    Can this consider a way of bribery, threatening or butter trade? Or another way of prostitution ? I don’t agree with this, so far no body did that to me yet. And I am very sure my wife wont
Its all individual perspective.

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mindz0ne 41M

7/11/2006 8:42 am

actually, the joke can be intepreted in a different way...

when a man cums on a woman's chest and shoulders, as men sometimes do when getting blowjobs, its sometimes referred to by the americans as a "pearl necklace". Thus, the punchline in the joke might be refering to that.


mindz0ne - the "too many perspectives I'm confused!" chinese sausage

Honeydewy 39F  
3229 posts
7/11/2006 8:39 am

Never Even though I do understand you're not talking about prostitution. Interesting post! ^_^

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crashburnt 39M
53 posts
7/10/2006 11:10 pm

If I'm the one asking... it's the best time to ask 'let's do this again tomorrow babe!'

If I'm on the receiving end... 'dear, buy me that diamond ring okay' my penis is likely to shrink instantly and call it a day... it's hard work afterall to give pleasure...

lund0069 47M

7/9/2006 9:54 pm

well dear...from a guy's perspective...if he says yes to your request (whatever that might be)...make sure you have evidence of him saying so...get it on tape or something...

after that moment, we will forget that we said yes....lol

goodtry 55M
918 posts
7/9/2006 7:42 pm

Well if it is lovers or any other things outside the scope of a marriage couple this may happened no doubt sometime not so common. It all depend on the circumstance and my not be money issue.

nottycara 36F

7/9/2006 4:39 am

Oooooooooooooooo ladies we just should!

rm_naerxo8989 40M
81 posts
7/9/2006 1:35 am

Can this consider a way of bribery, threatening or butter trade? Or another way of prostitution ? I don’t agree with this, so far no body did that to me yet. And I am very sure my wife wont

Serenely_Yours 116
9198 posts
7/9/2006 12:40 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    But you said you'd never tell darling. xxx
What did I say Dusty?

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