Sound the Trumpets! Peal the Bells!  

SensuousWoman3 55F
900 posts
5/30/2006 11:55 pm

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Sound the Trumpets! Peal the Bells!

Greetings to one and all!
Welcome to
This Ain't Wisteria Lane

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
5/31/2006 12:02 am

I would like extend a special welcome to my very first visitors! The following individuals arrived before I even fully had my blog up and running.

My first visitors in order of arrival:

1. muffin162
2. phoenix639
3. JuicyBBW1001
4. flagg134

How thrilling! An even representation of the British and American constituency!

flagg134 36M
1582 posts
5/31/2006 2:02 am

Damn this ain't Wisteria lane. Can you please direct me I really wanted to see Susan she's such a hottie can you show me the way please.

Its great to see you finally got off your ass and decided to make a blog. Now we can expect you to post something on it maybe once or twice every decade or like the adlines you will see how fun it is and write all the time. Now you wont have anyway of hiding when people want to find you though.

Fine visitors now you need a visits from some canadian friends as well as our neighborhood niceguy from australia to round things out.

Welcome to blogland.


SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/2/2006 1:43 pm:
FLagg: Susan can be found 8 p.m. Central/9 p.m. Eastern time, Sunday evenings on ABC. I suggest you check the TV Guide tucked into the pocket compartment of your Art Linkletter Lift-Up Chair.

Once or twice a decade might be my speed and just think, you’re still be a young man. Here’s the Canadian Constituency. I knew they’d be here before long. Thank you for your warm welcome, Flagg, and the hysterical and well-deserved post in your blog. It has been at the goading of you and two others---but you as of late---that I finally got off my arse and set up shop. Thanks for the gentle push and support.

JuicyBBW1001 54F

5/31/2006 2:49 am

Woohoo the great and powerful OZ has spoken her first blog words. Welcome to blogland sis.


SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/2/2006 1:44 pm:
Juice/B] The first words are the hardest are they not? It’s all in just getting started. Thank you for your lovely welcome! I think we clicked from the first day you showed up on the Advice Lines. The “great and powerful OZ” huh? Wow! That’s quite the compliment–I think!

phoenix639 49F

5/31/2006 3:14 am

Welcome aboard .

This should be a good blog to pressure on you at all now. what are you going to wear roflmao.

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/2/2006 1:47 pm:
Phoe: Thank you, Phoe! Right! No pressure! LMAO–what AM I going to wear? Shucks, I guess just what I have on (parental advisory–send small children from the room): a T-shirt from the 1999 Kansas City Jazz and Blues Festival. Hmmm, let me turn it around and see who played that year. Among many others, Diana Krall; Magic Slim & The Teardrops; Michael Franks (I had a VIP pass for his stage. Oh! He was wonderful!); and The Staple Singers---they definitely took me there!

The Staple Singers---while they were playing their last song of the night---I do what I’ve always done since high school, hold up a lit cigarette lighter. Well, a friend of mine was lounging behind me and while I was dancing away to the music, he quietly yet firmly kept calling my name. Finally, I swayed around toward him–no sense in interrupting my groove–and he took my picture! I asked him if that’s all he wanted was a damn picture! He said, well, yes and no---he wanted a picture of me as the “Statute of Liberty”–I asked him “What does that mean?” He said, “Uh, your fingernail is on fire.” The cigarette lighter had lit my acrylic finger on fire. It was quite the torch.

It was always a wonder to me that I would return home from that trip with no voice for 2 or 3 days. Huh. What do you think could have caused THAT? Couldn't have been the hijinks of 15 or 20 people and three days of pure bacchanalia, could it? I want to make it clear, I was the youngest. I was steered in the wrong direction.

PS (As you can see, you're not the ONLY one who disgresses!!!) :>

cactusass 55F

5/31/2006 3:57 pm

welcome, its about goddamn time!

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/2/2006 1:55 pm:
DBG: Thank you, DBG! You so speak my language, Sister! I call it “Back Alley French.” You are correct, Madam–it is about damn time.

While I have your attention, I just want to say that I sure wish you were around while TheMissKrissy was on “extended leave” earlier this year. I was left to battle that Advice Line all by myself! (Well, sorta.) I really, really, really could have used your help–you, like TMK, have that “certain something.” While TMK was gone, I felt like a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest!

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/31/2006 4:17 pm

hey, i was out most of the day... but canada is here now!

congratulations on losing the training wheels and riding the blog like a big girl!!

i hope you have as much fun in yours as i have with mine... and that your friends still post even if they think you are full of shit sometimes...(like in


Virtue Alone Ennobles

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/2/2006 1:57 pm:
And aw, my Miss Krissy: Indeed, Canada has arrived and in all their glory! You are correct, it was time for the training wheels to go. Now, I have my own blog to hog! No tears, Sister! I know you’re gonna miss me more than words can say. (Uh–please don’t take this as an invitation to find some, either!) I am very relieved to know my friends will post even if they think I am full of sh-t. That right there takes a world of weight off my shoulders.

HighPocKets1938 77M

5/31/2006 4:58 pm

I post this here and in mine and themisskrissy too
Welcome my sweet and dear friend, I am so proud of you
'Tis about time you join the grownups fun and revelery
Your fun has just started, just you wait and see

Hip Hip Hooray, Hip Hip Hooray,
SW3 has decided to finally make our day
At long last, she has come around
Watch out world, you are going to be found

SW3,our beloved missKrissy, along with Lovey, Phoe, etal
Are more than able and willing to carry that ball
With words of glee, joy, gloom and disrepair
But not once will you see a single misplaced hair

All of these most beautiful creatures so fine
Can be counted on to keep the rest of us in line
In my own case, Highpockets1938 I know this is true
Krissy, Lovey, SSS, Phoe, etal and now you too

All of these presents, please rise and applaud a bit
I present to you, Our newest and future Author of wit
May her blog continue for many years, ne'er to fall
And be read by everyone here, commented on too, by all

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/2/2006 2:03 pm:
HP: You, sir, have such a way with the words and the poems! What a lovely tribute. I truly feel blessed to be in the company of such smart, witty, kind, warm, diverse, and just damn fun people. I fussed about the blog for the past couple of days, just as if I was having a party! As with any party, you have those few moments where you think, “Is anybody going to show up?” Call me silly, but it warms my heart and I truly feel blessed. Thanks again, HP!

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/31/2006 5:54 pm

@&^$(&$%@% that OTHER canadian beat me here!!! heheheheh

Virtue Alone Ennobles

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/2/2006 2:12 pm:
TMK: The “other” Canadian may have beaten you, but I could feel you in her comment. She said what you probably wanted to say. She represented you and your country well. In the meantime, there have been more times than I could count that you were “first on the scene” and don’t think I’ll ever forget that either!

Myhoneysrooster 68M
882 posts
5/31/2006 6:25 pm

Welcome to the land of blogging.
May you have as much enjoyment from it as can come to a person.

Krissy is there really more than ONE Canadian?

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:05 am:

Oh, Captain, my Captain! So good of you to make an appearance at my blog’s maiden voyage! Let’s start out with a quick geography quiz, shall we? Where is Nebraska in relation to Utah? ~wink~

Captain MHR, NOT that your other pictures weren’t good---but I’ve been hoping the white T-shirt and Khaki’s picture would surface once again. That, and your gentle but wise AL replies, along with the high regard you show for all women, is what made you not only “your Honey’s” rooster, but won the hearts of all the other chicks in the barnyard.

flagg134 36M
1582 posts
5/31/2006 7:33 pm

Anyway, I'm so glad you're here, I know the blog will be on the list of required reading for many of us and I'm just so happy, just so so very happy, I'm so happy, I could just kiss everyone, strangers on the street even, I could just run down the street & kiss perfect strangers that's how happy I am : P

Damn I must be on the wrong street was I supposed to go right instead of left at Atlantic.

Ho-Hum just my luck.


SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:07 am:

Dude! Always, always, always take the LEFT on Atlantic Street, you silly fool!

header1979 37M
507 posts
5/31/2006 9:50 pm

Welcome to blogville!

I always blog late at night so I am always the last to arrive in a blog.

The Hardy Boy welcomes Nancy. lol


SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:17 am:

Why, thank you Header! I’ve been known to wander around AdultFriendFinder at all hours of the day and night. Let’s narrow this down a little, Header? Are you Frank or Joe Hardy? Frank has black hair and Joe has blonde. It’s not too late to change altogether to Encyclopedia Brown. We all know Nancy had blonde hair, but hell, it was probably bleached.

Thanks for the welcome, Header!


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/31/2006 11:43 pm

dear sweet daddy-o, there are about 30 million canadians i hear...
me, daddysbadgirl, hippie, ginnung, the divine ms sultry, and techsteve ....well there you have the cream of the crop...

Virtue Alone Ennobles

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:19 am:

The cream of the Canadian crop, indeed.

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/31/2006 11:46 pm

header, all the greatest trains in the world have had a caboose..kisses...

man i love scriblbing all over here!!!!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:20 am:

My nickname in my family for years was "the caboose" until they had a "derailment" and my younger brother came along. Cleary a railroad family.

Scribble away, Krissy, darling!

steamyandsexybi 43F
2784 posts
6/1/2006 2:01 pm

FINALLY! I was wondering how long it was gonna take you to get your blog going! Welcome!

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:22 am:

You weren't wondering sh-t! Who do you think you're fooling? BTW, nice french manicure! LMAO!

JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/1/2006 3:55 pm

Now start blogging damn it your public awaits.


SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:24 am:

Let 'em eat cake! Hell, serve them a full meal on the house!

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
6/1/2006 8:01 pm

YAY SW3!!!!!
Here's yet another Canadian! I believe that makes 3 of us now!
pssssst: now you have to write something.

Hippie XXX

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:40 am:

Welcome, wild one! Indeed, yet another fine Canadian. I am awaiting the imminent arrival of Prime Minister Stephen Harper and the lovely and crimson Sultry-Virgo and then I think the quorum will be complete! Long live Canada!

Psst: I know darlin'!

MikeMix47 63M
206 posts
6/2/2006 9:12 am

WOOHOOOOOOO!!!! I found your blog. Geesh, I suppose that I need to start one too.

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:44 am:

Oh, my goodness! I am thrilled you found my blog and hope you’ll be stopping by frequently. Naturally, at the rate I’m going, you’ll have to enjoy re-runs–it is summer after all! Thank you for dropping by!

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/2/2006 1:48 pm

It's about damned time woman!

Now, if it's not Wisteria Lane, is it at least Mockingbird Lane?

SensuousWoman3 replies on 6/6/2006 2:49 am:
Why, MissAnn!

Who would have thunk it? I am ecstatic that my favorite reigning diva of the Advice Lines took a moment to stop by my blog! So good to see you! If you want it to be Mockingbird Lane---Mockingbird Lane it ‘tis!

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
6/6/2006 2:58 am

Well, folks, this concludes my blog open house. Obviously, when I am entertaining (with the exception of baby showers) I write on the invitation From: 7 p.m. until ??? I am Irish after all. Life is too short, sleep can always come on the ‘morrow.

I’ve always had a great respect for all the bloggers and an even new, enhanced respect as I realize this is much more difficult than it appears. I will be happy when I am the in the swing of things.

To all of you who received “fang faces” by your names---it certainly wasn’t intentional. The tribulations of trial and error!


Myhoneysrooster 68M
882 posts
6/19/2006 4:41 pm

They say better late than never.
Sorryit took so long but just today I ran across the quiz.

Ok next time I go Down South,I will turn left at the red light in Montana instead of right.

This Damn old fool forgot to click on the "watch this blog" and had to go a looking.

SensuousWoman3 55F
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HitchAgaveEdith 49M  
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1/10/2007 7:58 pm

This is background Dancer \/

SensuousWoman3 replies on 1/14/2007 7:08 pm:
LOL! What are you doing back here??? Funny guy!

HitchAgaveEdith 49M  
1159 posts
1/14/2007 7:25 pm

I was bored, looking around, saw you posting way back here. Too bad it doesnt animate like it does on y. Does a nice dance there

SensuousWoman3 replies on 1/15/2007 9:10 am:
LOLOLOL! "S", that is too funny! I friend of mine needed help with I made these up for him and then emailed him the codes so all he has to do is plug in his text......I told him the examples were back here and he could come back heer and practice and I'd delete them for him.........too funny!

HitchAgaveEdith 49M  
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1/24/2007 7:19 pm

*curls up and takes a nap*

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
1/24/2007 10:23 pm

~gently drapes a couple of blankets over "S" and tip toes away~

HitchAgaveEdith 49M  
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1/25/2007 3:20 am

*feeling warm and cozy* ty

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
1/25/2007 8:04 am

Your welcome. Sweet dreams.

HitchAgaveEdith 49M  
1159 posts
1/28/2007 6:22 am

*leaves pancakes for SW3*

SensuousWoman3 replies on 2/7/2007 10:37 pm:
How nice! Have you any apricot syrup?

HitchAgaveEdith 49M  
1159 posts
2/2/2007 4:19 pm

*lights a fire in the fireplace*

SensuousWoman3 replies on 2/7/2007 10:40 pm:

HitchAgaveEdith 49M  
1159 posts
2/12/2007 3:32 pm

*pulls out apricot syrup*
Would you like anything else?

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
2/12/2007 6:10 pm

Well, bacon (lots of it, not too crisp) and eggs (lightly scrambled), extra-crispy hash browns (butter and a little ketchup), wheat-berry toast w/butter & grape jelly, black coffee (not too weak) and Simply Orange pulp-free orange juice would be nice. Either that or a Denver Omellette, et al.

Thanks and let me know when you're taking lunch and/or dinner orders. :B

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