You would not believe the folks I have met.  

SensualStone4U 45
44 posts
6/26/2005 11:19 am

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9/7/2006 7:24 pm

You would not believe the folks I have met.

These are some of the type of men I Have met on AdultFriendFinder:

A) The 'Adonis'. This man claimed to be just that, muscular, tall, slim and fit. When we met, I found out why he never took his jacket off.
The '10incher'. Until he got undressed and I swear my thumb was bigger than his jaw dropping dick. My turn offs? Little squeakies... sorry, but I have 10 fingers. Let's just say I had to pull out my 'Book of excuses'.
C) The 'Tall-not'. Claims he is 6'5", no...more like 5'8". Sorry...I like men TALLer than me.
D) The cute-ass 'Pharmacist' that promised to take me to a higher plane. Please..dont let me tell you what type of pharmacist.
E) The 'Nasty'. I mean..literally. This man gave a new meaning to armpit garbage and dingy clothes, but had a fat dick and a sweet car. Had to pull the book out on this one too after drinks. No dick is worth going thru all that nastiness.
F) The 'tall, big dick, Italian'. 5'7" is not tall, 6" pale dick is a turn off, and so far from an Italian. The book was pulled too.
G) And then, there is the 'missing link'. Let's just say when we met for drinks, what I thought was a sweater under a t-shirt was not.
H) The 'Pro-Baller'. I found out why he was always on vacation during football season. This one never let go of the dream, even after it didnt go further than college.
Let's not forget the 'Jerry Springer'. This woman(shim) dressed, walked, looked, mannered like a straight-up dude when we met. She even pulled my chair for me. For the first time, I question my sexuality. If I, a female, had gotten with her..a masculine woman, would that have made me gay, straight, lesbian...what?

Ok, I'll admit..not all my AdultFriendFinder experiences have been bad. I have had some really sweet and descent times also, so I take the good and the 'off the radar' and laught it off all the same. What's life without entertainment...huh?

I am yet to meet that 'one' person that does not fall into the above catergories or creates a new one. someone that arouses me, doesnt bore me, and satisfies me without making me resume my 'dick hiatus' and I am running out of excuses to easily up and walk away from a date. I realize now that people will say anything to get some pussy.

rm_psykodell 32M/F
47 posts
6/26/2005 11:58 am

i am sorry to hear of your disappointments, but my question is how in the fuck did you get to meet these people in the first place? everywhere i turn i seem to run into a wall. and there ARE some honest people out there, even on the web.

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
6/26/2005 12:07 pm

LMAO! that was hilarious..

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

mnfun952 102M

6/26/2005 12:11 pm

I'm sure you could write a book about your experiences! Thanks for sharing... and while not all of your (or anyone else's for the matter) experiences are bad... they can certainly be interesting and if you can laugh about it... that's even better!! I have deep respect for women who can laugh about things and don't take themselves (or life) too seriously.

Have fun,


rm_jgbkab 42M

6/26/2005 12:20 pm

Okay. I got everything except G. What was under the tee?

pantymansmyp 44M
69 posts
6/26/2005 12:33 pm

Wow... sounds like you've had some bad luck... I hope things start going better for you!

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
6/26/2005 3:17 pm

I dont believe to be any-of these characters',LOL........But I think Possibly with your Look's you should Have NO problem's getting what you want- & the FishNet is HOTTTTTT,Good Luck.

BigMeatyMeat 53M
1 post
6/26/2005 4:25 pm

Damn!!! You are so sexy, why would anyone try to b.s. you??? I guess you say it when you said people will say anything to get some pussy...WOW!!! Nice tits and I'm sure the pussy good...isn't it!!!

purpleheadedmons 53M  
9 posts
6/29/2005 3:28 am

Well, its all a crap shoot anyway. Since I have been a member, I have also recieved "fake" pictures. When You meet the creature, you believe that the Frankenstein monster does exist. But seriously, this is no different thatn meeting people in "real life". You never know what you have until u open it. I have met some people here and we have become great friends, which to me is more important than just a shot of ass. Friendships last longer than sex and sometimes friends can be the best sex buddies! Would love to add you to my list of friends and what ever happens from there happens.
Wishing you well in your endevours,

rm_bigDtogo 47M
9 posts
6/29/2005 10:04 pm

sorry for the your bad run ins. I think we all have had a few fakes out there that say one thing and cannot deliver. I agree cut to the chase tell me what you want and I do the same. If we agree to hook up i hope that it is a real good thing for both parties. Keep up the good work that you are doing and i will always agree with you.

rm_114ubaby 42M

7/2/2005 6:22 am

damn ...sorry to hear that you had such a string of bad meetings. But I know for a fact that there are a lot of fake,lying, and dumb assholes out there..for some reason, dudes still my pics all the time! Like the woman they hook up with isnt gonna see its not the same one from the pic they sent...........go figure

HoyleVibexAxiom 45M

7/31/2005 7:48 pm

yo babe you wild as hell, but you real, and that's real attractive. keep doing what you do and i wish you all the luck and success you deserve. To everybody that read her comments, take note, keep it real or that next one could be you.


rm_Ciamhot 42M
7 posts
8/12/2005 9:28 pm

Well I hope your birthday dinner was a start in the right direction

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
9/10/2005 6:37 pm

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so sorry that happened, not all men are like that, you truly deserve better,..etc.
Sooo, after you have pulled out this book, what happens? Do you turn to the chapter that states their offence and recommended punishment or treatment? Do you force them to write a signed confession of their crimes, or do you make them write, "I will not act like a cheesy poser of a gentleman ever again.", 100 times? Do they have to write it out in their own blood? Or do you spank them with it till they cry for their mommies? What would you write in this book? The lessons learned, the other things you would have been better off doing with your time than wasting it on them, how meeting them reinforced your ideals for the perfect man...what would you write? I'm curious...I'm waiting...I wonder.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_legalmama05 37F

10/18/2005 9:11 am

This is all too funny. I have met a few that were fly by night hook ups as well, most i spoke to via webcam before meeting in person. Good thing for camera phones and rising technology.

Antony1782 34M  
1 post
11/1/2005 11:46 am

Honesty is a trait most people throw out the door when they try to get some. It really hinders other people from taking that leap of faith that someone will come in the beginning and show there true essence. I do understand where coming from. Hope you're search results in more people beng upfront about who they really are, take care.

1undercoverdick 51M

11/17/2005 11:35 am

Ya know its kinda sad that people play the games they play, but as you see it all comes out in the end..Just keep having fun and enjoy what u r doing and it will all work out in the end...holla back

keep it wet

deck304 40M  
2 posts
12/1/2005 10:16 am

Sorry,I know that you are a beautiful inside and out,but keep your head up. The bad comes before the good sometime and For you are being patient everything you want in a man will come to you most important is the RESPECT and HONESTY that comes with it. SMILE AND STAY BEAUTIFUL.

DrFreakNStein 42M

12/2/2005 12:12 pm

Misrepresentation of the facts is always "bad business" (ask "Scooter" Libby). I know that I have run into many a page on here where women want the guy to be 6 feet + with a 10" dick (minimum). Since God chose not to bestow those particular "gifts" upon me(I may be short but I don't have either a Mini-Me nor a John Holmes-size dick), I see no reason to lie about who I am and what I can give to a woman. Reason being is because eventually the truth will be revealed and I've found it better to keep pushing till I find women that are willing to try a flavor they usually don't taste often. The vast majority of the time they want to meet up to "play" a few more times.

Just improve your screening process (webcams, full body shots, etc).

Good Luck


SensualVibe69 47F
3 posts
12/13/2005 7:56 am

My experience has been that you can meet these kind of people in any forum: In the street, at the mall, in a club, classes, grocery stores, wine tastings, book clubs...etc. The advantage to internet dating is you have a slightly higher chance of weeding the numbskulls out before you have them ringing your cell or making you sick over dinner. Meeting people is what the two parties put in...enjoy and be safe!

rm_TCO1300 47M

12/14/2005 10:35 am

I'm not going to kiss your ass and say, "sorry about you expierences" because I don't even know you. I will however say that was very entertaining reading. You my dear have a very funny way with words and I can honestly say I haven't laughed like that in a long while - thank you sweetie, xoxoxo..

44Gator 56M
1 post
12/16/2005 6:35 pm

wow, i really liked it, just when i thought this web site was crap, you came along with something entertaining to read and great to look at. Now, I'm just going to relax and look for other women who have similiar blogs and just check into see whats up from time to time.....Also thanks for the hint, if 10" is as big as your thumb, I can at least lie and tell the girls I have a 12 incher....The fishnet is hot, do you update photos often?

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/24/2005 11:54 pm

Great reply! Nice to see you back on again and blogging.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

DingsDoestTonic 42M
8 posts
12/25/2005 2:02 am

What it do sen? I know the feeling of meeting people who misrepresent themselves. A little extra padding does not mean a woman who looks like gigantor. I thought being a woman meant not having any hair between your head and hips ... I should be the only one with a mustache or any facial hair for that matter. LMAO! And for all ladies who don't know ... fellatio is a REQUIREMENT .. not an option! If you're a selfish, inhibited woman and not into creating mindblowing sexual experiences for both of us ... maybe you should begin practicing self-stimulation for the rest of your life! I'm all about seizing the moment living every day like it's my last. So when the day comes I can't be mad and will replay all the highlights like on sportscenter. Just keep positive energy around you because negativity only brings you down. Given everything that you've experienced .. how I can keep an incessant smile on that lovely face of yours everyday?

ATLTrapezemale 39M

6/24/2006 8:22 am

My only complaint is that I tend to meet women who put up pics, BEFORE THE BABY. They were 30lbs lighter then. My other complaint is the late nite horny toad. If it's 11pm & middle of the work week, and I didn't expect to go out- I'm not going out! I'm getting sleeepy. And probably keeping my azz in the house. ON Weekends though I can play til the sun cums back up.

Late nite chick - please call in advance and not so last minute.

justcoool3 41M

6/28/2006 12:46 pm

I'm speechless,..i didn't know this shit ran this deep,.......let me first say that i love strip clubs, boys cant figure out y i wanna go n'm so much,..well to me its the offering of shopping for your hoes basically,...real talk,..wat the fuck could be better,, my shits not a gimmick,..I'm as real as it gets,..from Miami to Sac to NJ,..u can google my shit its all documented,..I'm 9 years pro,...6'10 220,'ll know it when u see me,.., i come here after 1 of my whodies say ni99a u can stay n and pull some of the baddest B.Is on line...and its real he says, after i check it out, i say, noooooooooooooooooo fuck'n way,...u gotta b shit'n me,..I'm n heaven,...fuck a strip club,..shiiiii fuck a real club for that matter,....if u on here u must b bout it,..negative,...shiiiiii I'm n cuz,...lets get it, fuck'n wrong was i,...way to many lames and games yo,...just think if i had actually put my self out there like that and met some1,...a breezy that cant just play the situation for sex or 1 that tried to blow me out,...or to a joint that just ain't who the fuck she say she is,...damn, half way pissed yo,...yall done tricked of my dreams with these freaky tales,...u know wat, fuck this even...everything n me say I'm way too fly for this shit,...but my curiosity is too high to back out without at least meeting 1 person, as of now i am n it for 1 Encounter just to say,...then yall can have it back player,...real talk

VenusDiaries 62M
867 posts
7/7/2006 7:39 am

Life is entertaining and some women pull the same kinds of shams to get some cock. All in all, it is a crap shoot here at AdultFriendFinder and sometimes you will score big. Good luck in your search with looks like yours you should be getting whatever you want..

Azazelmirrored 53M

7/11/2006 8:00 am

From someone who writes semi professionally, you have the makings of a great script. Think it over. Amazingly funny stuff...and disturbing to say the least.

mr_head_doctor 41M
15 posts
7/21/2006 11:00 am

i can definitely feel you on this. i'm a very picky person as well. regardless of where you look, finding "REAL" people that you're actually attracted to seems to be a monumental task. lol! it's good that you can look on the lighter side of things, though

like you, i like to get to know a woman before i jump in the sack with her. granted, there are those few occations where things seem to click right off the bat. but relationships like that tend to die as quickly as they start. it's been my experience that if you take the time to know someone before jumping in the sack that women are more receptive and willing.

good luck!

newlysingle4263 53M

8/14/2006 7:58 pm

hey I really don't know what to say but I believe that most women are on this site looking for the adonis you mention. And too that men are looking for Jessica Simpson , Haley Berry but honestly if we all looked like what we are looking for would we need to be hear to find it? Me I am a 42 yr old white male , balding in front, divorced for the second time, looking for someone that is looking for someone. Oh yeah by the way 5' 8" about 240 # on a good (trying to work on that)dick is circumsized 6 to 8 " depending on how aroused I am. Sorry to run on so long.

1 post
8/15/2006 10:32 pm

That was truly interesting. I feel your pain. I've had my share of mudduckers too. But like one of the dudes said. You can only be honest and take it from there. At least that's my approach.

rm_bcgreat 64F
1 post
8/19/2006 5:04 pm

i must have meet a lot of the same type guys that i have, after i say have a good life, think about it can always find something funny to make my friends laugh. maybe i should keep notes and become a stand up comic. good luck to you.

blackdirkdiggler 43M
7 posts
9/7/2006 1:56 pm

I've had one maybe two decent dating experiences off here, but have definitely met more women guilty of false advertising off here than anything! This is the sad part about online dating that you have to weed through so many bad to find what 'might' be a good one! Have found one pre-op pretendin to be a woman which isn't my thing at all, found a few nice looking girls who were a little heavy for me, even met one whose roommate was her ex-husband! Not trying to be on the 6 o'clock news in the middle of a love triangle gone bad either! I love beautiful, sexy, intelligent, inspirational women, but sometimes I wonder how many of the hundreds of thousands of women on here fit in that category! You are not alone babygirl!

Harmony6969 42

9/10/2006 2:01 pm

Girl, I don't know what to say except THANK YOU for exposing those sick creatures from hell. Anyone of those little dick men contact Harmony6969 I feel really sorry for you. MZ.SenusalStone4U let you off so easy, girl I don't know how you did it especially with the funk box. I know I would straight up told him Ah but you stink and need a bath and been on way. Stay Sexy Girl and keep exposing the CREATURES FROM HELL.

SirMounts 102M

10/24/2006 5:21 pm

A warm welcome to blogging, SensualStone. *smiling*


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