"Pregnant Turkey "  

SeaMist66 50F
3480 posts
8/24/2006 4:16 pm

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8/20/2007 5:09 pm

"Pregnant Turkey "


Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

SeaMist66~~


hefele1491 58M

8/19/2007 7:36 am

that is so funny


SeaMist66 50F

10/6/2006 4:40 am

....never a choice when its all combined up in one package...question is....Can you grasp the concept of having to deal with a crazy woman with the ability to make you .......and even make ya .........and then theres the pant,pant,pant

hehehehehe

Mist66

SeaMist66~~


KMA5 40M
771 posts
10/5/2006 9:01 pm

hope I'll never have to choose tween the two good fun and great tits with the tush as a very close 2nd


SeaMist66 50F

10/5/2006 5:53 pm

KMA....If im good for something...its keeping a smile on ya face

If I cant dew it with my wit...I can with my tit

Mist66

SeaMist66~~


KMA5 40M
771 posts
10/5/2006 6:54 am

I'm thinking of joining your family next year for Thanksgiving. I won't have to get shitfaced to get a good laugh with you folks


SeaMist66 50F

9/19/2006 3:07 am

.....

Thnxs for stopping in

Mist66

SeaMist66~~


drmama69 57F

8/24/2006 4:55 pm

This is too FUNNY!

Thanks for the laugh!!!


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